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UCD he/him

[kat @yslnadi]

when you finally understand that it didn't work because you would have hated that life

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

squidward is an ageing conservative homosexual, probably with a catholic background. you can tell he resents spongebob for being openly femme even though he himself is a bitchy quеenу gay guy who's too bald and poorly dressed to even be charming with it.

[thomas @nnepenthes]

italian coworker taking the sexual harrasment module at work and failing every single question

[honeybaked @davibroui]

Kiomi reveals she secured tickets to the Eternal Sunshine Tour

“I had to get my ass in there”

[Floo “Holyhands” Malone, Esq. @301APT]

This video saved me like unironically

[Jonathan @jonathanmb32]

Every time I hear about the new program that DOGE has gutted I think about this

[ducki’s archive 🏳️‍⚧️ @dxckiii]

Coachella in 2 months……………….

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

late contender for best twitter exchange of 2024

[river moon @kissmeriver]

everybody masc til shygirl come on

[Mike Stephens @mikeystephens81]

how am I supposed to read this sentence & not immediately kill myself

[yocheved 🇵🇸 @saintyoche]

It's actually so simple ....

[guy with mole @junes5th]

taps the sign

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

Not a phone in sight. Just people in the moment ❤️

[dam 🍷 @damnostalgia]

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