The Laser Dude

I write stuff because sometimes people can't understand me when I say stuff... i also draw stuff with lasers in the Laser a Comedy Show

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@therealrichonda @TheDemocrats @StephenM She is more beautiful than half you fucks

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@AntiquarianMuse Yes, I am not willfully blind plugging my ears yelling LALALALLAA

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My water bill went up like a freaking looney toons cartoon! WTH!?! @chicago @WBEZ @chicagotribune

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@FrankieDoodie @elonmusk I could only cheer that they could have acted better for this staged event

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@elonmusk I’m sure that guy’s family will be taken care of for the rest of his life for partaking in this staged event

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@stylist_que_2 100% yes

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@otokyo No, stop showing me this BULLSHIT

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@MichaelNIXG B

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@hinds_mela61795 0

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@DawnAlv51176051 @hinds_mela61795 Plus JD is married

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@hinds_mela61795 Fuck no

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@jkeeter82 @elonmusk @Callie1276391

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@EshaAA33 Absolutely fuck no

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@lady_valor_07 De Niro is the shit. You know who literally shits their pants tho? Trump

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@simonateba Have u heard the disgusting things he said about his own daughter? Even when she was a teenager. Ask trumpo about Epstein sex survivors and his response is that the reporter should smile more. Ask bondi & her response is a flubbed line about the high stock market. They are scum

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@SteveEgan18 @GovPressOffice He could perform in a dress and I literally wouldn’t care. He’s way better than kid rock

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@KerryTalbot74 @GovPressOffice I’m sorry, but half of this is projecting literal things that trump is doing.

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Safari, other apps, it’s a serious fricken issue!

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@Apple I have an iPhone 14 and the new OS, why the f*%k do the user interface buttons just don’t work sometimes?
Like the vary button I need to press to make something happen I need to happen and it just doesn’t work. Every other button works but the main button on the page.

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@Apple your new #iphone software has an issue with wasting half a second of my time with cool effects while I click on groups and apps. Please make it stop!