George.

Manufacturer of bad jokes and eater of snacks. full time bassist and part time nerd.

[Colin Wright @colinwright1959]

Do you think someone should tell those racist morons in Trafalgar Square that Tommy Robinson has actually broken the law? 🤔

[George. @Chrisnotgeorge]

When McDonald's screws up and gives you a double cheeseburger rather than the single you paid for... #win

[manon @starkragnarok]

here’s baby groot to bless your timeline

[George. @Chrisnotgeorge]

@AndyManning92 Like this?

[George. @Chrisnotgeorge]

@AndyManning92 It was black! They look so nice in that colour 👍

[George. @Chrisnotgeorge]

@AndyManning92 To be fair those are some pretty mighty guitars, what 335 you looking at? I was almost tempted the other day to get another 335 😂

[George. @Chrisnotgeorge]

@AndyManning92 2 at once?! You're getting worse than me! 😉😂

[George. @Chrisnotgeorge]

GIT ER DUUUUUUUUUUN 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🏁🏁🏁 @AndrewJordan77 @PirtekRacing what a day! https://t.co/9tOA5o3cGq

[ITV Motorsport @itvmotorsport]

High drama! @AndrewJordan77 takes the lead at the start of @dunlopBTCC race 2. Watch live on @itv4 and @itvhub

[Ciara Knight @Ciara_Knight]

That new Arctic Monkeys album tracklist looks good

[George. @Chrisnotgeorge]

Driving a TVR track day in an mx-5 like

[George. @Chrisnotgeorge]

Too many people complaining about paper straws in spoons. Clueless or don't care. Either reason sucks. 👎 https://t.co/2uF67Wwrlc

[georgie b🤪 @georgiebarham]

This literally goes against the whole reasoning for spoons introducing paper straws in the first place. By doing this you’re basically saying it’s okay to further pollute our oceans with more plastic and put even more wildlife at risk 😫 https://t.co/UopBT3de7q

[George. @Chrisnotgeorge]

@gazzz Didn't realise you have to make one paper straw last all night?

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

It would take you less than 10 seconds to follow this account, RT this post and join a growing movement to protect the NHS.

Why not be part of something that celebrates the NHS and raises awareness of key issues that affect us all?

We would really appreciate your support.

[George. @Chrisnotgeorge]

This literally stinks of insecurity 😂
The rest of us can only dream of such street smarts. https://t.co/lFksNGMVex

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault

[George. @Chrisnotgeorge]

I've played one gig in over a year. I need to change this.
Why is finding/starting a band so hard 😫

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

I remember not wanting to wear a gold jumpsuit like a rejected member of ABBA or if I could memorize dialogue in a foreign language-but thought "Who cares? No one outside of Germany will ever see this!" Thanks to the internet-NOTHING EVER GOES AWAY. Who knew? https://t.co/qkmBOsajLS

[George. @Chrisnotgeorge]

No tag. Just love this gif.

[George. @Chrisnotgeorge]

@jdmcphersonjr if people can't leave because of the snow, will you be coming back to the UK this year?