Chrispy

Just a social democrat dad raising two little secular humanists

[Dalton Pruitt @daltonleepruitt]

All these people coming at me saying I’m desperate and not funny and that I’m a pussy, do you think that bothers me? Well, it does. It hurts my feelings.

[Chrispy @Chrispy6378]

@Iain_MacE @FootballTalkHQ Texas is the only state so stupid they had to come up with a catchy slogan to beg residents to stop littering.

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@NOTBBB0650 Threatening to kill a trans person on Elmo's Twitter? Free speech.

Making fun of a rightoid slop account? Straight to jail.

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@MakeElectsReal @GeriPerna @SatireAP ?? I offered my condolences. Sadly, stupid people often can't grasp the consequences of their actions until it's too late.

[Chrispy @Chrispy6378]

@ginamilan_ In January 2029 this man will be president. Best get ready.

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@iedtwt I would also choose drugs over being JD's parent.

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@ERINBROPHY18 @SecretaryWright Trump supporters are the dumbest fucking people.

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@PrettiPackwatch @brndxix He's not a trump supporter.

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@GeriPerna @SatireAP I'm sorry your nephew died because he believed the lies of a pedophile.

[Chrispy @Chrispy6378]

@tygryske When I put in Final Fantasy Rebirth yesterday.

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@GovofCO The way you woke up and decided to ruin your legacy for some old, crazy lady will be studied for generations.

[Chrispy @Chrispy6378]

@fl_trump2020 @TonySeruga Yeah. Real Americans give high end escorts anchor babies.

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@mrosazza @jaredpolis This must go so hard if you have a room temperature IQ.

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@InsaneCope @Thiss_Youu Charlie Kirk

Moderate

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@ValVenisEnt CTE is crazy

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@CodyRhodes @BGCA_Clubs @RobertKennedyJr @TripleH @WWE Jesus Christ, man.

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@Specops119 @JeylloBe @NewsWire_US Excellent retort. You must have been the pride of your homeschool.

[Chrispy @Chrispy6378]

@KatieMiller Katie, where does bacon come from? And what does the Torah say about that?

[Chrispy @Chrispy6378]

@legaltweetz The people who believe this video the same people who fall for three card monte.

[Mark Duplass @MarkDuplass]

I had to look up yaoi