Chrispy

If someone falls you help them up!

[JRFulton @JackRFulton]

@NPRinskeep I’m now 100% convinced Trump truly is just Biff Tannen from Back to the Future (which the producers confirmed 30 years ago was indeed based on Trump). Imagine electing that kind of white trash, buffoonish dirtbag as the actual president.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

If legislators always vote with the President, we have a king.

If legislators always vote with the prevailing wind, we have mob rule.

If legislators always vote with the Constitution, we have a Republic.

[Chrispy @ChrispyAVL]

@iowahawkblog LOL

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

MAGA: “Alex Pretti should’ve complied.”

Me: “Charlie Kirk should’ve ducked.”

[Jack Shafer @jackshafer]

In the old days, a giant monopoly produced an annual doxing guide that contained nearly everybody's phone number and home address. They innocently called it the "telephone book."

[SilenceBeDamned🇺🇸🦅 @SilenceDamned]

From James Hodge on Facebook
“One man shoved a woman to the ground. Another man stepped in to protect the woman. The man who shoved the woman then pepper sprayed the man trying to protect her. The guy who shoved the woman continued to pepper spray them both and the man who stepped in tried to use his body as a shield to protect the woman. The guy who shoved the woman then started trying to drag the man shielding the woman away. The woman shoving man failed to drag the man shielding the woman so several more men jumped in to stop the man from shielding the woman. The woman shover and his friends then stomped, punched, and kicked the man who had been trying to shield the woman. As they assaulted him they realized the shielding man had a holstered gun. The shielding man fought to get free to protect the woman, but never reached for his gun. One of the stomping men grabbed the shielding man’s gun and cleared himself before a single shot was fired. The other men then, after he had been disarmed, shot the shielding man ten or more times despite never having reached for his gun and after he’d already been disarmed.

That is exactly what happened. A man was murdered for trying to protect a woman who’d been assaulted.

He wasn’t a terrorist, he was a hero. He was the one protecting someone and he was gunned down for doing what any decent man should do when he sees a woman being assaulted. Alex Pretti died a hero. Alex Pretti exemplified the best of America and was murdered for it.

If you have any honor, any love for your country, and basic human decency, you will applaud the Alex Pretti and condemn the men who murdered him.”

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

They told us Democrats would turn America into a show-your-papers society.

They told us Democrats would strip away the Second Amendment.

They told us Democrats would jail us for what we say.

They told us Democrats would drag us into more foreign wars.

They told us Democrats would cover up a child sex trafficking ring.

And then Republicans took power and decided to do all of it themselves.

[Chrispy @ChrispyAVL]

Please stop killing US Citizens to distract from the #EpsteinFiles !!!!

[Chrispy @ChrispyAVL]

@Acyn Who is “they” Mr. Go, I mean Miller?

[Chrispy @ChrispyAVL]

@FINALLEVEL I believe you had a song about this, playing an Xbox, and eating a ham sandwich in 2014.

[Captain Mark Kelly @CaptMarkKelly]

Ah yes, the Commander-in-Chief of Steam. Next up: replacing GPS with a map and a really strong gut feeling.

[Carolina Forward @ForwardCarolina]

If Dear Leader is doing central planning for the MAGA economy now, then we should at least slap 1,000% tariffs on any country that doesn't import Cheerwine.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!!

[Chrispy @ChrispyAVL]

@smod4real P like pterodactyl

[Brent Terhune in Cincinnatti July 11 @BrentTerhune]

Thank god someone’s finally adding music to it

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

One of the first things Hitler did was herding all the homeless people into concentration camps. Now Donald trump is preparing to do the same thing. But, do tell me once again that I’m exaggerating when I compare what’s happening here to what happened in Nazi Germany. 🙄

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

.@SpeakerJohnson, why are you running cover for an underage sex trafficking ring and pretending this is a partisan issue? MAGA voted for this.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

I see mad people.

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

FLAVOR MYSTERY

Honey- mmm
Butter- mmm
Mustard- mmm
Honey butter - oh yeah
Honey mustard- oh yeah
Butter mustard - WTF

[Ro Khanna @RoKhanna]

Then let's let the people decide. RT if you support my bill to protect the victims and release the Epstein Files.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Homan: "People need to understand ICE officers and Border Patrol don't need probable cause to walk up to somebody, briefly detain them, and question them ... based on their physical appearance."