Chris Bruce

[Chris Bruce @ChrispyCakes]

"I'm not a pillow! I'm a man!"
-Jamison Bruce, 3 years old

[Chris Bruce @ChrispyCakes]

@maday_hunts
...Bruce? 😳

[Chris Bruce @ChrispyCakes]

@ChrispyCakes Hahahaha that was supposed to say poppin. Hahaha

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@maday_hunts My... My boy :')

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@maday_hunts @nohelygamez951 Wait what the freak Nohely! I know her!

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@cort_cort44 Truthfully? My house.

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@cort_cort44 I disagree with that!

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@Haleydahuman Truth.

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If I hear another commercial about female sex organs, I'm gonna spew. #sick #notinagoodway

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I take the Day of Rest to a whole new level. #sleepforhours

[Chris Bruce @ChrispyCakes]

Sometimes I realize I'm so far from perfect, I wanna cry. #mortaldilemma #gahhhh

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Everything about that 5 hour nap was necessary

[Chris Bruce @ChrispyCakes]

@Haleydahuman @HavigStephen its a girl....

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Oh bed, you are a jealous mistress indeed!
#iwishicouldquityou

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Sneezing is one of the most bittersweet feelings. #forrealtho

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Silly bands... Whatever happened to those? #trending #thoseweretheshtank

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Roses are red, violets are... Violet. 😐

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Dear women,
It's not cute when you flip off the camera. Also, pull your shirt up. Ya boobs are showin.
Sincerely,
Any Decent Fellow

[Chris Bruce @ChrispyCakes]

"A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him."- Sidney Greenberg

[Chris Bruce @ChrispyCakes]

I'm friggin hungry and I'm stuck not eating. This must be what Africa feels like... #insensitive