Chris pye✊

[Chris pye✊ @Chrispye1989]

This Man United team is straight up dog shit, feel sorry for the poor bastards who waste their time and actually spend money to watch them, abysmal

[Chris pye✊ @Chrispye1989]

@ash18282378 10/10 tune, Murdered it in krakow on karaoke an got some proper funny looks off the bar staff

[Chris pye✊ @Chrispye1989]

100% @EddieHearn would have beat eubank jr tonight🥊

[Chris pye✊ @Chrispye1989]

The show nothing to declare is class, it’s always a 50+ year old Chinese woman confused to fuck as to why she can’t get into Australia with 50 chicken feet, 5 rats heads and a massive bag of dodgy looking raw meat

[Chris pye✊ @Chrispye1989]

Surprised he didn’t drop he’s phone

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Official, confirmed. André Onana has joined Trabzonspor from Man United. 🇹🇷

[Chris pye✊ @Chrispye1989]

Doesn’t matter if Onana goes to turkey and plays every minute of every game without conceding a goal, fact is he was absolute dog shite for United and it’s nobody else’s fault that he couldn’t simply catch a ball half the time

[Chris pye✊ @Chrispye1989]

Couldn’t catch a cold and landed a pay rise Jesus Christ😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 André Onana will earn higher salary at Trabzonspor with move set to be announced this week.

Same salary structure as he had at Man United covered by Trabzon plus bonuses and signing fee.

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Andre Onana https://t.co/19Ptiu4UO3

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

A message we can all get behind.

[Chris pye✊ @Chrispye1989]

On the plus side the less comps were in the less matches I have to watch because that was laughable, career suicide managing that club

[Chris pye✊ @Chrispye1989]

@Glazeroutjersey Amad👌🏻

[Chris pye✊ @Chrispye1989]

You know Chelsea are gonna have our pants down and get Garnacho for about 25 million including add ons, and I hope the little cunt rots on their bench

[Chris pye✊ @Chrispye1989]

When I grow up I wanna be luke littler🎯

[Chris pye✊ @Chrispye1989]

@Glazeroutjersey Amad😮‍💨

[Chris pye✊ @Chrispye1989]

How the fuck has that 28 years later ever been given the green light let alone made it on to the cinema, hand down worst film ever made

[Chris pye✊ @Chrispye1989]

Is everyone in Paris just a massive nob head? All they do is kick off and riot the scruffs

[Chris pye✊ @Chrispye1989]

Lindelof and Maguire😭

[Chris pye✊ @Chrispye1989]

ONANA🤡🤡🤡

[Chris pye✊ @Chrispye1989]

People don’t talk anymore about the fact that Paul Scholes bites he’s daughters toe nails

[Juan Felipe Ávila @asapavil4]

"Molly McCann announces her retirement" #UFCLondon