Chris

Film Location tutor

[Snoopy @snoopyb047]

Hello fall. 👋

[Snoopy @snoopyhero53]

Never forgotten. 🕯️

[Chris @ChrissyD2304]

@rawedgespassion Wishful Thinking. Such an underrated band!

[Snoopy @snoopyb047]

🎃 🍂🧡

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@bosversenecemre Hepzibah (Eppie for short)

[Snoopy @snoopyb047]

Good morning

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@onlyskypace 108m^2

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@qoyyrazalq @onlyskypace 10

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@farman4x 12

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@Emily_53xl 3

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Customer: "Oat milk, please. Trying to lower my footprint."

Barista: "Course. Happy with the rapeseed oil in it?"

Customer: "Rapeseed oil? In milk?"

Barista: "It's not milk. It's oats, water, and a good glug of seed oil for the creaminess."

Customer: "I avoid seed oils."

Barista: "You're about to wear a moustache of one."

Customer: "...Almond, then?"

Barista: "Lovely. How do you feel about draining California?"

Customer: "The soy?"

Barista: "Comes with a complimentary top-up of oestrogen. On the house."

Customer: "...Coconut?"

Barista: "Flown across an ocean, and more saturated fat than lard."

Customer: "What's the little carton at the back?"

Barista: "That one's just milk. Cow, field, grass, done. No factory, no solvent, no asterisk."

Customer: "And the footprint on that?"

Barista: "She made it out of rain. Yours is the taxi you took here to ask."

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@farman4x 1

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@onlyskypace 150

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@miladreaamy 3

[Snoopy @snoopyb047]

The Beatles with snoopy

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@SqSehrish 79

[Cian McCarthy @arealmofwonder]

'Adlestrop' by Edward Thomas
(Read by Richard Burton 🤌🏼✨️)

[Snoopy @snoopyb047]

Stop war

[🎩Laird of the Manor🎩 @LairdOfThManor]

A small public service announcement from the Department of Things That You Should Know…

It has not “peeked” your interest.
Nor has it “peaked” your interest.

…It has piqued your interest.

You are not “phased” by something.
You are fazed by it.

If you’ve had a long day, you are weary.
If you suspect someone is an idiot, you are wary.

It is “due course”, not “do course”.
“Per se”, not “per say”.

And while we’re here, it’s “could have”, not “could of”, but that particular battle may already be lost.

Thank you for your attention during this brief outbreak of grammatical housekeeping.

This has been a @LairdofthManor announcement.🎩💙