Chrissy ✊🏻✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

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[Chrissy ✊🏻✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 @ChrissyFurst]

Good news, she stopped biting me

Bad news, she refuses to even nurse anymore

[Chrissy ✊🏻✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 @ChrissyFurst]

I need my daughter to stop biting tf out of my nipple when she nurses

[Chrissy ✊🏻✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 @ChrissyFurst]

It is so frustrating to spend so much time cleaning & trying to make your house look nice just for it to look like you haven’t cleaned in a month in less than an hour

[Chrissy ✊🏻✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 @ChrissyFurst]

@BennettsAlcohol There will be no books allowed that mention anyone non white or male

[Chrissy ✊🏻✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 @ChrissyFurst]

I cannot believe this is our reality

[Chrissy ✊🏻✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 @ChrissyFurst]

@_PeachiiKeen_ I LOVE when my dementia patients hype me up when I’m feeling like shit about myself

[Chrissy ✊🏻✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 @ChrissyFurst]

@patjaytaylor @_notsecond Don’t let him get away with it

[Chrissy ✊🏻✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 @ChrissyFurst]

Rylee: I’m gonna have 15 kids and all are gonna be girls

Nick: WOW I’m gonna have 15 grandkids

Rylee: no you’ll be dead

Well ok. @_notsecond

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

America is a failed state with a growing population of elderly people who can't retire

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Conservatives when a TV show has a gay person

[Chrissy ✊🏻✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 @ChrissyFurst]

I remember one year my math teacher spent like a whole week making us watch Super Bowl commercials that had aired.

Wonder what that was about

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

LMAOOO who did this

[Chrissy ✊🏻✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 @ChrissyFurst]

I have a hard time watching “the last of us” because it’s just too real ya know

Except no one would admit they had the fungus & would continue to grocery shop until they eat the cashier after being bitten because it’s a “fake” fungus created by the government

[Lili Reinhart @lilireinhart]

Whenever I hear the song Unholy, I just think of all the Daemon Targaryen thirst trap tik toks I was exposed to last year

[Chrissy ✊🏻✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 @ChrissyFurst]

Unpopular opinion I love self checkout

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

I don’t care if someone works at Burger King, Walmart, Dollar General—anywhere. If someone is working full time, there is no reason their paycheck shouldn’t cover food & rent.

This shouldn’t be controversial.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Cancel Netflix. They just lost my business. "Password-sharing" is not a thing, it's called password-using. This is regressive bullshit borne out of capitalist greed to squeeze more money out of us. People paid for a password and they use it wherever they go.

[Chrissy ✊🏻✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 @ChrissyFurst]

@_PeachiiKeen_ 🙃🙃🙃 car has been done since last Monday, body shop didn’t send invoice to insurance until 5 min before 5 on Friday, and as of now insurance still has yet to approve it so I cannot get my car

[Chrissy ✊🏻✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 @ChrissyFurst]

I love paying $100/day for a rental car