Chris Garvin

Neither left nor right. Just nicely in the middle where sense and rationality reign supreme #MCFC #LCCC

[Chris Garvin @ChristGarvin]

@sales_belinda And speak for the vast majority of tax paying Britons.

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@tobytarrant Had drink been taken you big Ginger length of love?

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@chatabix1 @rickygervais slagging you off….!

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@JustinRose99 @royalportrush @TheOpen Grabbed a selfie with you at Woburn on Wednesday and went on to have the worst round of golf of my life! Hoping I haven’t cursed you too! 😂 Go well!

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@narindertweets “Muslim lads” who broke a woman’s nose.

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@EatTheRich2025 @narindertweets Dear black and Brown people in the UK (only). In the 60s, 70s and 80s you assimilated into British societies, contributed to the economy and were fantastic representatives of your own culture and heritage. Unfortunately, those that have followed since have let you down. Regards

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@90sPlayers Puta! Puta! 😍

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@iammissseven @jk_rowling @HelenWebberley @LinkedIn Don’t get your y-fronts in a twist fella!

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@FACT290 @Tim_Burgess Perfection!

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@Angelcalling5 They won’t wanna be here if they live in tents and aren’t provided privilege after privilege, so one hopes it’ll soon see them back in their dinghies!

[Chris Garvin @ChristGarvin]

@Fletchmyster85 @AVFCStatto

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@chatabix1 true or false? Podcaster and prolific show off, David Earl, is the voice of Plusnet’s radio advertising campaign?

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@WardyShorts Please use this succinct and insightful summary on comms in the summer when one of the England lads doing something absolutely extraordinary, Wardy 😂

[Chris Garvin @ChristGarvin]

@deansmith1975 @Joey7Barton Because it reminds them of their homeland.

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@Robn81 @AndyHa_ 😂😂 we should book him for the next outing 😂

[Chris Garvin @ChristGarvin]

Since his wobbly opening 10 minutes on his debut, this lad has been really impressive! Pace, aggression and a passing range. Only 20! We might just have one on our hands here! 😍

[Manchester City @ManCity]

He arrived to play football 🇺🇿💫

[Chris Garvin @ChristGarvin]

@LifeGoalsTD @DelaneyMan @BakersTweet @PaulHawksbee @DelaneyMan without being a “Zoom in Wanker”, are they Pegasus 83’s I spy on your le pieds? 😍

[Chris Garvin @ChristGarvin]

Big Donny T at it again 😍 come and run our country too please 👏🏻

[Chris Garvin @ChristGarvin]

@woodsterooney @alljustobservat The guy just keeps dropping truth bombs don’t he! Can we vote for him for our PM too?

[Chris Garvin @ChristGarvin]

@the90sstillrule @carolvorders I love the way she references the 1930’s as if to support her ludicrous point, completely forgetting that Ukraine itself is a mere concentration camp shy of being a total neo-Nazi state itself 😂