Christ On A Bike

The Bewheeled Lord, Jesus Christ. delivering wisdom on two wheels... Roamin' catholic. I died for your spins. The power of Christ propel you. Amen.

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@LouB2222 @VolvoMan17 @GBNEWS £1500, my child. You are welcome. Amen 🙏.

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@theweirdinggay As you wish, my child. Heaven only plays season 3-8 anyway. Amen. 🙏

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@allezhoyley @SheffieldEagles The Eagles were beaten this afternoon by Doncaster in the Betfred Championship 19-6. You’re welcome. Amen.

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@RossMoffat12 Indeed! It is the best tour since my AD:31 sermon tour of Judea and Galilee! Though it probably involves more guitars… Amen.

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@kadcfcoutlookc1 Indeed! My blessings upon you for the rest of this season, Kyle, my son. For you shall need it! Amen.

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@DavidRGood0222 Even with all the divine knowledge of the ages, I still haven’t the faintest idea, my son. Amen.

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@ZeroKanao @KiriKilovolt Yes!? Why do you summon the Lord, this day, my child? Amen.

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@glastomole @TheGlastoThingy That’s the only one that isn’t a joke, my child. I will be there doing a Psalm reading. Amen.

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@razza_699 You do indeed, Ryan, my son. Josh Kay moves like a man burdened by carrying a giant wooden cross up a hill. (I speak from experience) Amen.

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@askarsgardian That sounds very positive, my child. My blessings upon you. Amen.

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@_m3adie May your hangover be swift, my child. The Lord doth recommend a multivitamin and some green or black tea. Amen.

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Indeed! And a bicycle kick, no less! Incredible. Amen. 🙏

[Daniel Phimphisane @DPhimphisane]

CHRIST ON A BIKE WHAT A GOAL #SYDvMAC

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@DPhimphisane Indeed! And a bicycle kick, no less! Incredible. Amen. 🙏

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@DegeneracyUSA @LisaSillaway @ChaoticTruth1 @realDonaldTrump @RealCandaceO @FoxNews @SharikaSoal84 @Conservative @joerogan @TuckerCarlson The holy name of the bewheeled Lord is used all around the world! My name is very commonly uttered in Great Britain, Ireland and Australia and is gradually spreading around the world. Amen.

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@CryptoSimoon @daveatherton @metpoliceuk I’m afraid I have no idea, my child. I’ve given up at this point. Amen.🙏🏼

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@artsngrafts Indeed! They’re so powerful! Last time I hoovered with one up here, the northern hemisphere had no clouds for a week! Amen. 🙏🏼

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@DJGaryBaldy Me too, I was dreaming that I was riding through a field of baguettes on a unicorn with Jeremy Corbyn’s face. I need to stop having my last supper so late before bed. Amen. 🙏🏼

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@gembernoot @JeremiahDJohns @An_Laetificat @AChillGhost cristo en bicicleta*. Amen

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@RedPavlova My dad is the Lord Almighty, and you don’t see me going on about it 🙄. Amen,

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@jomcd70 @NeilMackay As you wish, my child. Amen. *Live footage below”