slug lord

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I meditate to clear my head
and then I smoke weed when my head is too clear

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@quality___woman straight up bad

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someone said to me last night
"you're Italian right? you ever just hear That's Amore and think 'damn that's like, it'?"

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there is no better pleasure in this world than getting too high and watching Malcom in the Middle clips

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had an incredibly vivid dream that I was an old timey whaler. I was thinking of my wife and how she handles the "away times" when I woke up at 3am in a cold sweat.
that first covid vaccine really doesn't fuck around...

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love's fake. it's not real. They just made it up so we'd all fuck

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who said John Steinbeck wasn't romantic?

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@quality___woman exactly. if you can make it work then you're golden

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I think that cooking dinner with someone is the ultimate compatability test

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if they can storm the capitol then I can double check to make sure the ice cream machine is actually broken

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my SO and I have started to do the italian cheek kiss greeting and oh boy does that make my heart flutter

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I like to start my morning with a healthy plant-based meal. something like the cool taste of spirit blues

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breakfast? more like coffee and a bong rip

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@quality___woman tell me I'm wrong

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father john misty is just sad-boy music for people who think they're smart

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ram ranch is what radicalized me

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one surefire way to tell if someone is "the one" is by seeing how fast they eat food compared to me

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watch through all of the sopranos and i promise you will buy a gold chain after

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one of my favorite things to do in public is people-watch, yet one of my least favorite feelings is when a stranger recognizes my existence

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breaking bottles is one of life's greatest pleasures