Christa Eastburn

old enough to have a quarter life crisis and really leaning into it. queer. recovering. wants all of the dogs.

[Christa Eastburn @ChristaE23]

Critics raved-
“Looks like she’s doing her best. Hmm, good for her”- my uncle Brad
“Oh, you’re funny?”- a dog Training Client once.
“Are you deflecting with humor again?” - my therapist.
“Your hair is doing that weird thing again”- me to myself

[Christa Eastburn @ChristaE23]

Hey Y’All! Rise up dogs has such a great episode this week with the fantastic and talented, Robyn Scott! Check it out and enjoy the majestic white wolf joining the RUD Pack

https://t.co/mcpIAk0HH9

[Christa Eastburn @ChristaE23]

@KarenKilgariff @MyFavMurder @ExactlyRight Rise Up Dogs could balance out the Exactly Right Network nicely in terms of cat/dog representation.

[Christa Eastburn @ChristaE23]

Do you wanna feel like you’re hanging out with cool people talking about dogs without having to actually engage with anyone? Rise Up Dogs, on Spotify! It’s dog talk with friends without the commitment of actually having to talk to anyone yourself!!
https://t.co/nt3enMwhFy

[Christa Eastburn @ChristaE23]

Do you wanna feel like you’re hanging out with cool people talking about dogs without having to actually engage with anyone? Rise Up Dogs, on Spotify! It’s dog talk with friends without the commitment of actually having to talk to anyone yourself!!
https://t.co/nt3enMwhFy

[Christa Eastburn @ChristaE23]

@brandicarlile well you’re just a stunning human and powerfully amazing artist. How dare you make that much eye contact with the camera when you’re rocking a suit like that and have a voice like that. Thank you very much

[Christa Eastburn @ChristaE23]

I wish I could text a scent because this garlic veggie salmon couscous cooking in my kitchen is making me whole house smell so freaking good. I want to send it to people and be like “mmmmhhmm. Yummy, right!!”

[Christa Eastburn @ChristaE23]

I like to think I’m the Tom Selleck of my generation.

[Christa Eastburn @ChristaE23]

Today I learned that elephants have breast on their chests... I was not prepared for this information.

[Christa Eastburn @ChristaE23]

Dear Every Boomer using PowerPoint. - YOU DO NOT NEED TO HAVE THE ENTIRE THOUGHT WRITTEN ON THE SLIDE. BULLET POINT YOUR MESSAGE AND THEN PRESENT THE THOUGHT TO US!! Love, this presentation would have gotten an F in my sixth grade class.

[Christa Eastburn @ChristaE23]

Crossover suggestion: Criminal Minds. Santa Clarita Diet.

[Christa Eastburn @ChristaE23]

@MyFavMurder my fucking hooray is today I have 10 years clean, sober, and purge free. 2/20/11. I now work in mental health as a DBT coach and am in the process of getting my Certified Alcohol and Drug Counselor license. SSDGM and just listen to you therapist for fucking once.

[Christa Eastburn @ChristaE23]

@MrsCuryea Depends on the fluids you pair it with

[Christa Eastburn @ChristaE23]

QUIDDITCH ALLOWING THE PLAYERS TO HAVE BROOMS OF DIFFERENT SPEEDS AND QUALITIES IS BULLSHIT!

[Christa Eastburn @ChristaE23]

Date Night with Steve Carrel and Tina Fey is jam packed with stars. Every character is a slam dunk

[Christa Eastburn @ChristaE23]

As adults we all have a favorite spoon and a least favorite fork, right?

[Christa Eastburn @ChristaE23]

Fiona Shaw. The depth and width of your ability is astounding. From Miss Elspeth Lomax to Carolyn Martens and everything in between. You are magic.

[Christa Eastburn @ChristaE23]

my goal in like is to give off Tom Selleck vibes at all times

[Christa Eastburn @ChristaE23]

I feel like I want to dress like every character from New Girl. I want to Be every character from New Girl.

[Christa Eastburn @ChristaE23]

Don’t you dare look me in my big beautiful blue green eyes and tell me that Carrol “Captain Marvel” Danvers is a straight.

[Christa Eastburn @ChristaE23]

@heyystephieee I can definitely figure out how to do that!

[Christa Eastburn @ChristaE23]

@heyystephieee I KNOW WHAT DISCORD IS AND I HAVE A PROFILE!!