Jacrispy

"Don't let the haters stop you from doin ya thang" -Kevin Gnapoor.

[Jacrispy @ChristaMorris_]

“@FunnyCIips: BARACK OBAMA SPITTING PURE 🔥” @GinaTaylor1026 @lasagnabites_ @morganbaileyy16

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My office is filled with old women worried about being professional and then there’s me with face piercings, tattoos walking around barefoot in my tank top and leggings lmao

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I don’t think anything will ever top KOA chapter 78 📖

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Love hearing “your kids look just like you” like yes yes they’re my minis

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The fact that my dad doesn’t care to be in my kids lives is probably the biggest insult because my kids are amazing and deserve the world

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Remember when I said my dad was trying to be apart of my sons life? Nvm lol, haven’t talked to him in months, he hasn’t said anything about my sons birthday and hasn’t met my daughter🙃

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Bro why tf are hiccups a thing, my newborn has had the hiccups 3 times within the hour🙄

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My fucking life is just getting farted on by my kids all day at this point

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Okay but Halloween decor is really just like all year decor

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I posted a maternity picture of my boyfriend and i on Facebook and I’m wearing a white dress and it’s infront of a nice building and now my boyfriends whole family thinks we got married without telling anyone😂

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Something that sucks about ppd is that other people around you can see it but you get offended when they bring it up so they don’t and then later you realize everything and wish you let them help more, sucksssss

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The fact that I don’t have to deal with crazy exes because my boyfriend was single for 6 years before we met

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@catnewg My son shit on my arm today🤷🏻‍♀️

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At my doctors appointment the other day the guy checking me in said “and I have Leon as your emergency contact” and I pointed to my one and a half year old and said “well this is Leon so I don’t think he’ll be much help if you call him😂”

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I’m still mad I started going to the gym and lost 20 pounds only to get pregnant again. Dumb bitch

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Damn I just called my mom to tell her all the hospital bags are almost packed and she fucking FU buttoned me, I mean I wouldn’t have called if I realized how early it was but wtf she pressed the FU button on her very pregnant daughter

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Before I had kids I always wanted to be pregnant in the summer so I could wear cute dresses, but now after being heavily pregnant in the summer both times, I do not recommend, the boob sweat is crazy

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I called my son an asshole the other day and he started pointing at himself saying baby lmao so he was basically like no I’m a baby😭😂

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This baby fucking hates me. She kicks hard af all day long, she makes me intolerant to chocolate and now she’s making me anemic🙃

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So glad the first half of this summer I’ll be pregnant af and the second half I’ll have a brand new postpartum body🙃😅😭

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Things I’m excited for once I push this baby out:
Redbull
Getting my lip repierced
Home made brownies (she makes me throw up if I eat to much chocolate🙄)
Tattoos