Christa Serluco

Some call me Little One.

[Christa Serluco @ChristaSerluco]

This just in: Tony is starting to catch on to #tonyisms "You can put this in your notes on The Twitter tonight!"

[Christa Serluco @ChristaSerluco]

Sadly, this is exactly who we are. This is what we've become. This is America. *returns to sleuthing from the background*

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Let me be very clear: the scenes of chaos at the Capitol do not represent who we are. What we are seeing is a small number of extremists dedicated to lawlessness. This is not dissent, it's disorder. It borders on sedition, and it must end. Now.

[Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @Chasten]

Donald Trump was once again given an explicit opportunity to denounce his support from white supremacist organizations and he couldn’t. He is a racist who relies on racist support. Period.

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

There was another universe in which people might have given a shit about Hunter's shady corrupt cashing in. IN this universe they just want to be able to have a job, send their kids to school, and not die of coronavirus.

[Christa Serluco @ChristaSerluco]

@klutzyqueen JEN. I am currently eating a bowl of pasta, I have been thinking this whole time about the ice cream I’m going to eat after😂

[Zack Meisel @ZackMeisel]

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[Christa Serluco @ChristaSerluco]

@laurelwilder It’s all going to be ok! Call/FaceTime me literally whenever! Connection is what will get us through this, Young One👯‍♀️(<touching elbows not hands)

[Christa Serluco @ChristaSerluco]

@laurelwilder @klutzyqueen @ZackMeisel Listen I support this so hard. I was Baby Bop for Halloween in kindergarten and I still stand by her. Don’t @ me. #istandwithzack #westandwithbabybop

[Christa Serluco @ChristaSerluco]

Never realized how little I actually needed to touch anything until I had to. A trip to the grocery store was like the floor is lava but with my hands. #COVID19chronicles

[Christa Serluco @ChristaSerluco]

Thankfully this helped with the math: https://t.co/WoDGTy7fpU

[Christa Serluco @ChristaSerluco]

How weird are these times? @MarcRostan and I haven’t stocked up on tp during the panic-buying & now just calculated how long we think our last 7 rolls will last us til we can find more. #covid19chronicles

[Christa Serluco @ChristaSerluco]

@tarynmartinez1 @BSestak @AmericanAir Same - called 9pm, got call back 2am (woke me up), now on hold anyways. @AmericanAir why are YOU calling US if you don’t have anyone for us to talk to?!? Now you’ve interrupted sleep so we can listen to your god awful hold music in the middle of the night. WTF? WHY?

[Christa Serluco @ChristaSerluco]

*looking at a wine menu*
No one:
Tony: Maple Syrup is the best!
#tonyisms

[Christa Serluco @ChristaSerluco]

@mattbocchi Just admission to Epcot! Performing 3 times tomorrow! Find me in row 1, keeping Tony back from rushing the stage.

[Christa Serluco @ChristaSerluco]

The Baha Men are going to be here tomorrow. Donna: Who’s that? Me: Who let the dogs out?! Tony: Your mother doesn’t know ANYTHING. #tonyisms

[Christa Serluco @ChristaSerluco]

The Columbus Clipper’s newest designated hitter? #tonyisms

[Christa Serluco @ChristaSerluco]

Tony asked to be called St. Francis for the way the fish appear to gather by him when he talks. 😂 #tonyisms @MarshallsGView

[Christa Serluco @ChristaSerluco]

“You know I signed up for that TSA thing [pre-check] so I don’t have to go streaking through the airport anymore.” #tonyisms

[Christa Serluco @ChristaSerluco]

How did human beings come to be?? @ZackMeisel

[Christa Serluco @ChristaSerluco]

@natetheph #mexicancrepewednesdayeve

[Christa Serluco @ChristaSerluco]

@mattbocchi I just drink and eat a lot🤷🏻‍♀️The food and wine experience really changes the game.