Christian Wilson

[Christian Wilson @ChristainWislon]

election day!!!

[Christian Wilson @ChristainWislon]

First Ethan and now Jensen Huang???? Why are all my heros being outed as evil freaking cheaters?!?!!?? 😖😭😭😭😢 Who are young men supposed to look up to in 2026 America? 🤔

[Christian Wilson @ChristainWislon]

In Womb World, the political parties are Ova and Sperm

[Christian Wilson @ChristainWislon]

@funandrewguy yea you can! it is called the train 🥰🥰

[Christian Wilson @ChristainWislon]

i took her to my pantry and i sneaked it (sneaked a snack (oreo cookie))

[Christian Wilson @ChristainWislon]

ella is a beautiful name that is of course short for ellen degeneres

[Christian Wilson @ChristainWislon]

They put my sentient cookie friend Chips Nicholas on death row. They couldn’t find a vein to pop in the poison so the plumpest dude in the execution room munched him down in two big bites. Now the family is suing the governor cuz that was fricked up!

[Christian Wilson @ChristainWislon]

My sister kicked me out on Christmas cuz I told her dumb naive toddler everything good that happens in your life only exists to allow deeper, more crushing sorrows to be inflicted on you. He nodded sagely as if he understood. But my sister wanted to kill me like Socrates!!!

[Christian Wilson @ChristainWislon]

I was so strung out in late february 2025 i thought you took AP Lit in 7th grade

[Christian Wilson @ChristainWislon]

when I was in seventh grade, my AP Lit teacher was out sick for a week with adult chicken pox. the substitute they assigned our class was a koala bear in a einstein-style wig and glue-on mustache. he didnt teach us anything, just gave long rambling lectures about eucalyptus…

[Christian Wilson @ChristainWislon]

I got Jessa btw. Basically i picked random boxes because you cant really see anything :/

[Christian Wilson @ChristainWislon]

None of the images in this quiz are available. Decay….

[Christian Wilson @ChristainWislon]

None of the images in this quiz are available. Decay….

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

Took this Girls quiz and I got Marnie, so I guess the apocalypse is coming? http://t.co/SntAczbEMJ

[Christian Wilson @ChristainWislon]

Just once id like to eat some sugar that isnt sweet

[Christian Wilson @ChristainWislon]

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[Christian Wilson @ChristainWislon]

This is the equivalent of a 330k like tweet

[Christian Wilson @ChristainWislon]

going viral

[Christian Wilson @ChristainWislon]

i am about to permanently quit twitter because of the new app im on

[Christian Wilson @ChristainWislon]

i am about to permanently quit twitter because of the new app im on

[Christian Wilson @ChristainWislon]

Dream blunt rotation: Markan Jesus, Matthean Jesus, Johannine Jesus, Lucan Jesus, historical Jesus, Feynman, Einstein, Scooby Doo and Shaggy

[Christian Wilson @ChristainWislon]

Just spent three hours trying to put all the letters in alphabetical order before i realized…..

[Christian Wilson @ChristainWislon]

which is okay because long game of thrones rant would “clash” with the “vibe” of my “profile”

[Christian Wilson @ChristainWislon]

Spent all day writing a megathread about how slavery does exist in westeros to argue against this tweet but couldn’t post it because the original tweet got deleted :/