christelle99dw

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[Pookie's Polls & Opinions @pookiepolls]

In South Africa, the English speaking people say, "that's lekker," en die Afrikaans people se, "dis nice."

Gotta love this place.

[christelle99dw @Christelle99dw]

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Pwaaaaaaaaap! Haha hiers vir jou n vuvuzela!

[christelle99dw @Christelle99dw]

@ErnstRoets Bless..

[Gareth Cliff @GarethCliff]

The one thing you can say about everyone who’s unhappy about Elon Musk’s new trillionaire status is that they’re the same bitter and resentful people who would hate you if you had more than them.

They make terrible friends
You shouldn’t do business with them
Never lend them money
Never marry them
Never give them any responsibility

[christelle99dw @Christelle99dw]

#NewProfilePic

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance. JANE AUSTEN

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch and zero human interaction?

[Jordan Griffiths @JordiGriff]

Thank goodness the DA governs Cape Town and spent years investing in disaster management teams and equipment. Insane storms at the moment. If these conditions were hitting Joburg with its two functioning fire trucks the city would be in state of total collapse. Apocalypse vibes.

[christelle99dw @Christelle99dw]

@JoeBean13104898 Correction: I can make peace with take away coffee. But can’t get over paying for take away tea (as in, teabag in hot water) that’s what I struggle with

[christelle99dw @Christelle99dw]

@Micylaaa Kakpoen 💩🎃

[Libriscent @libriscent]

“but you handled it so well”

thanks! i actually gave myself an autoimmune disease

[christelle99dw @Christelle99dw]

Even me! 😂🎯

[Brent Lindeque @BrentLindeque]

I’m so "millennial" that I "have to" do some things on a computer, not a phone. Like booking flights... totally a computer job. Even “worky” messages. I’m more email than WhatsApp when it comes to work... and email totally needs to be replied to on a computer, right? 😂

[LimpopoHun❤️💚 @Tsele_MK]

Bare explaining South Africa to Americans!

Zimbabwe as Mexico is accurate af 😂

[christelle99dw @Christelle99dw]

@cpt_depression_ Shem.

[christelle99dw @Christelle99dw]

Oh, this is a must-watch https://t.co/dIGzmziyX4

[christelle99dw @Christelle99dw]

@RoryPetzer @cpt_depression_ xoxo

[christelle99dw @Christelle99dw]

@cpt_depression_ Oh my word! Glad everyone’s okay. Be safe out there. x 🙏

[christelle99dw @Christelle99dw]

@cpt_depression_ @CapeTown_Bru @DanCorderOnAir You & me both, buddy.

[christelle99dw @Christelle99dw]

@ConstanceDilem1 @cpt_depression_ Going to look for it now. Sounds like it could be really funny