Christelle McCann

Registered nurse, lover of cats, women’s reproductive health practitioner, wife

[Christelle McCann @ChristelleMcC]

@MELANIATRUMP Where will Natalie Harp sit?

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@Knightley_22 2

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@taylorswift13 Happiest of Birthdays to you!

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⁦⁦@geordinhl⁩ Imagine the City of Cape Town had workers thís efficient and competent…
https://t.co/tqZGxPfRQX

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@expressoshow FYI- your website security certificate has expired! Can open the website…

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My husband’s reply when I asked him if he wanted to pay almost R800 for a pair of sheepskin slippers…
#wfhproblems #wfh #husband

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@PaulReiser No, they are still trying to set the videotape to record, decide which jacket to wear and who to allow to dogsit… they’ll never get to the cruise on time!!

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@MarkHamill I just saw this in my favorite group on FB. Guess what I’m watching tonight...

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@DPDLaserZA @SportBlk Order number BLK5482 still not delivered!! Tracking shows delivery by 5 Dec, yet here we are...
No answer at dpd and no phone no for BLK. WHERE IS MY PARCEL AND WHEN WILL IT BE DELIVERED???

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@CharlizeAfrica Ek praat Afrikaans. My ma, broer & suster ook. En my 25 nefies & niggies. En my ma se 6 susters en broer. En my swaer, sy ma, suster en oom en tannie. En my pa se broer & susters & my niggies en nefies aan daai kant... Dis reeds meer as 44... Jy wil dalk weer tel.

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@vumatel Is there a problem with your service in Brackenfell, Western Cape? We don’t have service!!

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@DamianReilly It looks like he asks if he should use it now or later, then confirms he should use it now. It doesn’t appear that he is inhaling particularly deep or for long, so I’m not suspecting an illegal substance.

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ANOTHER mass shooting in USA?
When will these idiots wake up and realize that the 2nd amend. Is based in the past, you had to hunt & protect your home and family far away from civilization and is not appl in a world where mental health and violence is at the order of the day.

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The #JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeard trial is the OJ Simpson trial of the 2020’s...
With a turd instead of a Bronco, CCTV tapes instead of gloves and the defendant is, once again, guilty as sin.

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@MyNameIsRazzle2 No. Absolutely NO!

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@LilibetLady It’s so easy to make someone out to be a villain. The selfie lady got her pic. He noticed the person filming and denim lady put her hand up to block the camera and ask for space. I see no rudeness or shoving going on. Give the man a break from photos and filming his every move!

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@hererofrtime @stephengraves @Sonic_Screwup This is in the book Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. It’s how I was introduced to Douglas Adams. It is pure genius. And I laugh every single time!

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@hmjoneswriter @Sonic_Screwup OMG! This is so Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy! Douglas Adams knew we were all morons!!

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@jameski1919 @CourtneyWilding Because they are out working to afford the aforementioned prices....

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@JustinTrudeau Thanks for the heart attack! I thought the unthinkable happened. I need a defibrillator, STAT!