Chris

born to be mild

[Chris @ChristenWithers]

All men do is annoy me and steal my music

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

nothing bad ever happens when I’m under my blankie. I am assured of this

[Honey @benegotherit]

Inconceivable horror descends from space and, through a series of terrifying manipulations of your own tiny world, manages to communicate that it thinks your hat’s shit

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

you know if there's one thing that the eras tour, renaissance world tour, and barbenheimer have shown us in the last 6 months it's that people are taking every opportunity to have fun and dress up and i just think that's neat

[empress sissi @historicalfits]

I genuinely don’t understand how you can date somebody you weren’t friends with first like… your boyfriend is a stranger

[Khalid El Khatib @kmelkhat]

Weather app: Rain expected for the next 6.5 hours.

Me:

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

My head is like this:

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

reply with a housewife and we'll tell you their order

[gill @contactabrother]

do white boys even play that funky music anymore

[Chris @ChristenWithers]

The pool at my apartment has been closed all summer and just opened, this was literally me all night

[søcks @thegoodwar]

somebody said Jamie Lee Curtis was having the time of her life

[𝐋 𝐔 𝐍 𝐀🩸 @lunachrissy]

stuck between fuck it we ball and fuck it we bawl

[Kheumani @Kheumani]

I think it’s annoying to invite your man out when you are w/ your girls. Why is he here Jessica?

[Diva RESET @_matthewlawson]

catching up on the news this morning

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

so are we just gonna wake up to this shit everyday until those justices die