Christi Swindell

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@BigBroMeme Angela is SO BAD at Big Brother 😖😖😖

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@Frebbolicious Smart man

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@grumpyaesthetic I really like Mallory, and I think she has so much potential for strategic and competitive gaming, but she has got to learn to pull it together better when things don’t go her way. 😳

[Christi Swindell @ChristiSwindell]

Mallory for HOH this week! Love all the alliances and the different sides of the house this season, and I think a Mallory HOH will provide the biggest potential for maximum chaos.
#BB28

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Drew for the power this week! I want a reality check for Angela and Dee and for a reset in their working relationship with Drew.
#BB28

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@bigbrotherbest Agree! And also, does Haley remind anyone else of Janelle, or is it just me? She just comes across as an old-school BB player to me.

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Production calling Rome to the DR as soon as he finished bawling his eyes out with Lala….MESSY
#BB28

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@BBUS2026 They, in fact, did not 🥳🥳🥳

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@maximusmom13 LOVING this cast and LOVE a split house!

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@_modelmorg ✅

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@bbprincessbrit Devens might be my newest favorite BB player 😆😆😆😆😆

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Respect to Rome for taking this massive hit on the chin. He is hanging in the kitchen with everyone and giving Devens respect. Probably the best way he could have handled it. 👏👏
#BB28

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AND BOOM!!! Feeds are definitely back and Jason is NOT OKAY. Fireworks. Chaos. #BB28

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@maximusmom13 Mallory got put on the block - that’s it. 😅

In spite of that, Melody seems to think for herself and not just follow along, and I like that.

[Christi Swindell @ChristiSwindell]

@goodreads Listening to David Copperfield on the Storytime for Grownups podcast, studying Preparing for Easter by C.S. Lewis (yes, I know Easter is over), and reading Cranford (Elizabeth Gaskell), Moriarty (Anthony Horowitz), and The Complete Father Brown Stories (G.K. Chesterton). Fun!

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@_modelmorg Dee has been a first week stabilizing HOH - would love to see someone more chaotic/less predictable win this week, maybe Mallory or Jason

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@nicguy101 Devens and Dee are positioned pretty well; Ashley’s campaigning ability was severely overestimated - she better win blockbuster or she’s gone

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@bbspoilerfan Jason, Haley, or Melody

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😂😂😂

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

A grammar book walks into a bar

* An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

* A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

* A bar was walked into by the passive voice.

* An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.

* Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”

* A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intents and purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

* Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

* A question mark walks into a bar?

* A non sequitur walks into a bar.
In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

* Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."

* A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.

* A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

* Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.

* A synonym strolls into a tavern.

* At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

* A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.

* Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.

* A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.

* An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.

* The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.

* A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.

* The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

* A dyslexic walks into a bra.

* A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.

* A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.

* A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.

* A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony .

– Jill Thomas Doyle

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