Christian Perez

Always trying my best to try me best to try... 😬 | private aka the mental health dumbster: @ChrissTrashBin

[Christian Perez @Christian03230]

@wxandnews @csydelko Voter intimidation is illegal, those cops should be fired.

[Christian Perez @Christian03230]

“I’m just a hole sir”

[Christian Perez @Christian03230]

@USAmbUN you are a disgusting deplorable human being and there’s a special place in hell for you. Continually allowing a genocide, blood is on your hands because YOU ARE THE ONLY REASON THE UN HASNT PASSED A CEASEFIRE RESOLUTION. I hope you get charged and rot in prison

[Christian Perez @Christian03230]

At my brothers High school graduation and the family in front of us cheered so hard for one son then kinda clapped a little for their second (one right after the other) YIKES 🫠

[Christian Perez @Christian03230]

ANIMAL CRUELTY IS AGAINST THE LAW YOU FUCKS. AND POSTING/SHARING IT ALSO MAKES YOU LIABLE. I DONT EVEN USE YOUR SHITTY APP SO WHY ARE YOU SENDING ME THIS SHIT. @Twitter @TwitterSupport @elonmusk

[Christian Perez @Christian03230]

@TwitterSupport THIS IS THE 3RD FUCKING ACCOUNT YOU SENT A NOTIFICATION TO ME FOR “CAT BLENDER.” FUCK YOU. IF THIS HAPPENS EVEN ONE MORE TIME ILL TAKE LEGAL ACTION AGAINST YOUR DISGUSTING COMPANY. 0 CONNECTIONS TO THIS ACCOUNT AND YOU SEND ME ANIMAL ABUSE AGAIN?!? FUCK. YOU.

[Christian Perez @Christian03230]

@twitter WHY THE FUCK DID I SEE A MUTILATED CAT VIDEO NOTIFICATION SUGGESTED BY TWITTER. WHAT THE FUCK. DIDNT OPEN IT BUT I KNOW OF THE VIDEO AND SEEING TWITTER SUGGEST IT TO ME IS DISGUSTING. PROMOTING ANIMAL CRUELTY AND SENDING PEOPLE THIS CONTENT IS ATROCIOUS

[Christian Perez @Christian03230]

When your at the drs and old guy in the waiting room is tryna flirt with you 😭 He was staring, then “went to hang up his coat” (past me), then tied both already tied shoes in front of me then the front desk called him and he said “I’m not hiding in the closet I’m done with that”

[Christian Perez @Christian03230]

If you buy Hogwarts Legacy you CANNOT call yourself an ally to transgender and Jewish people. Y’all are the same people that’ll eat at Chick-fil-A and say you support the LGBTQ KNOWING they donate to conversion therapy. Get a new personality besides “I’m a Hufflepuff”

[Christian Perez @Christian03230]

Burning my butt and feet in a sitz bath that’s way too hot while I eat ramen at 6am on a Saturday. Livin the good life 😭

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Andrew Tate employing the Team Rocket strategy of losing a fight to a teenager bad enough to get arrested

[Christian Perez @Christian03230]

Imagine going to the ER for post surgery constipation that’s been going on for 12 consecutive days after a week of constant phone calls and “try this” from their office nurses and being fully brushed off by the surgeon like “maybe just up the laxities dosage slightly”. BITCH TF

[Christian Perez @Christian03230]

Is it sad or hot that my specialties are turning to mainly carnival foods?

[Christian Perez @Christian03230]

About to be sliced, diced, and burned by a professional woooo lmaoo

[Christian Perez @Christian03230]

I wrote and rewrote cream so many times it stopped looking like a word 😭

[Christian Perez @Christian03230]

A sex shop/bakery combo chain where all the pastries are sex related and all the porn is food related.

Called

“Cream Mi” (creamy/cream me)

[Christian Perez @Christian03230]

Me: uninionized striking is a constitutional right.

My mom: No where in the constitution are the words union or strike used.

Me: You have a constitutional right to protest… and what is a strike? It’s okay I can wait for you to look up the definition.

[Christian Perez @Christian03230]

@WeedWitchBitch No actually tho it’s so disgusting how FAST he stopped when he finally heard his guy friends. While grappling a girl who’s literally pushing him away and saying no and he wouldn’t have stopped. And the “I’m innocent, look I’m not touching her” pose when he sees the camera 🤮

[Christian Perez @Christian03230]

Movies on a Thursday at 3pm and hopefully this is the first time I’m in the theater completely alone! So far so good 🤞🤞

[Christian Perez @Christian03230]

We could’ve had Danny DeVito. We should’ve had Danny DeVito. I hope everyone pirates it when it comes out tbh it deserves to flop before it’s even released