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I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man. But now the dream is over... and the insect is awake.

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@octaviaspencer

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@octaviaspencer
Hey, I have a friend who is a big fan of yours. I was wondering if I could get a full body image of you so I can make a life sized cardboard cutout to gift him for Christmas.

Can you look menacing he loves Ma.

[Christian @ChristianB_CJ]

Always wear headphones at the bus stop.

No exceptions.

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1 ply, 2 ply or 3ply it doesn't matter. People will always use more toilet paper than they have to. Nobody wants shit on their hand.

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To all people that wear their baseball hat backwards.

Fuck You.

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#PLAYERUNKNOWNSBATTLEGROUNDS #XboxShare

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The worst moment in life. When you open the Ketchup/Mustard bottle and get the juice all over your food.

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@UncrownedKxng I love that.

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All of the important decisions in my life are done on the toilet.

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@Conn_Wils Years in the making for the sequel. Only 3 subscribers left! You'll need to produce a few more soundscape videos to gather more followers.

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@Conn_Wils Kids today won't watch a show that looks like it was made on your Potato PC.

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Why does it feel I'm playing Crazy Taxi at work and everyone else is playing Surgeon Simulator?

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The Daily Struggle.
Taking a poop after you get out of the shower.

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A wise man once said, "It's better to burp and taste it, than fart and waste it."

[— @XBOX]

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@jackfrags @ASUS_ROG Yes, I'm feeling lucky.

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@Conn_Wils Cockingitis of the posterior.