Christian Cook

Writer. Designer. Film maker.

[Christian Cook @ChristianCCook]

@MasterZap @EastEndJoe Who are you breaking this to exactly? That was exactly my point. If Atheists can't say 'bless you' then by the same logic Christians can't use the names of any of the days of the week or the months of the year or any of the planets.

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@TulsiGabbardRVQ One thing?
Anything.
Everything.

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@EmilySm43

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@NobodymrRobert Chain saw plus brain sore.

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@otokyo If it's really full, jump in to disperse a load of the water, immediately pull out the plug, and then bale out with the bucket while thrashing about wildly.

[Christian Cook @ChristianCCook]

@CatLover56577 'In space' is quite a large area. Which bit are you talking about? Onboard the ISS or way out in deep space?

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@Cortex_Zero I believe there's likely intelligent life out there. I have no idea if it has visited or not. It would be amazing if it did. But I don't think the military intelligence block are doing the right things to genuinely study it. So it's two entirely separate areas that don't overlap.

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@rosscoolgraft @MiddleOfMayhem And they keep saying there's going to be a big release, but it hasn't happened yet.

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@otokyo Mattresses.

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@GrantLavac I'd need a hell of a lot more than grainy videos of helium balloons.

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@MiddleOfMayhem I would love to hear we have confirmation that we are not alone, but if there's going to be a big dramatic announcement based on blurry balloons then it's going to be awkward and embarrassing.

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@surajit_ghosh2 What speed have you calculated it was travelling at to reach the conclusion it was 'near impossible'? There's no clear reference for size or depth as nothing but open sea makes everything ambiguous.

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Hey @sainsburys. Nobody, and I mean nobody, measures Pritt Stick by the kilo.

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@Acyn Happy birthday, Mr. President on being today years old.

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@CuriosityonX I'd call it 'Sorry not in service' just to mess with the first Martian buses.

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Will walking under 'Old Man Joe', the world's largest freestanding clock tower, cause me to fail my degree from 28 years ago? Let's find out...

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@PenguinSix The UK flag...

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@elonmusk Show this same animation, but with the flow of all immigration across the globe and you won't see such a clear focus on Europe. You could do the same animation with planes and just show one airport. It would obviously make that airport look really busy compared to nothing else.