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🐐Well Dressed King of Finesse 🐐

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Direct deposits >>> Good morning text

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From Bae to Blocked... a true love story

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Every single weekend you get drunk and try to hmu... How haven’t you taken the hint yet...

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Is it socially acceptable to go to bed right now orrr na?

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Just found out this chick I been talking to works at the local diner that I take ALL my dates to😭 she told me and blocked my number💔💔

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MAN, What a Fucking year this week has been...

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Can someone Venmo me 5 hrs sleep?? Thanks.

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Slowly but surely I’m becoming more and more understanding as to why Post got “ALWAYS TIRED” tatted on his fucking face😴

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Tiffany got a new hair style now all the sudden she think she hot shit. Boutta delete social.🤦‍♂️😡 @tiffmcmahon

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Rather a real enemy than a fake friend any day.

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Nobody:

Me on Feb. 14th:

PULLLLOUTTTTTT!!!!????

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Sometimes it’s better to lose the fight than to lose the person.

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Henny got me feelin loose

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I don’t chase my tequila, what makes you think imma chase you...👋🏻

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‼️DO NOT UPDATE YOUR INSTAGRAM‼️

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I just really have NO time for people’s bullshit.

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IDGAF what anybody say, this 6ix9ine album is 🚮

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‼️YOUR MENTAL HEALTH STATUS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR RELATIONSHIP STATUS‼️

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What’s ur credit score? What’s ur 1/5/10 year plan? What’s ur income potential? What’s ur current debt to net worth? How much do u have saved for retirement? Too many people asking about bullshit like zodiac signs when looking for a relationship... Start looking for stability.

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My Uber drivin me round w a check engine light on and a gas light on while her baby dad cursing her out on speaker.. guess that’s the type of night it’s gonna be....

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Just because you can’t control the situation doesn’t mean you need to let it control you.