Chrish🍁

Unconventional food utensil connoisseur (Or whatever's “fancy talk” for “uses what’s not dirty”)

[Chrish🍁 @ChristianEdborg]

Shoutout those LA chicken sandwich places that sell a singular chicken sandwich with no sides for a minimum of 15$ 🎉 None of you are good/filling enough to be worth that price I hope you all close ☺️

[Chrish🍁 @ChristianEdborg]

@nikgeneburn I mean I really like the prospect of anyone being able to get it. It’s on an even playfield with the randomness right now. If someone could call it in, it would definitely put them at an advantage. But it’s your game friend, do what you will 😁

[Chrish🍁 @ChristianEdborg]

@geeksehh D. The sound of my hand going through my desk after getting spawn killed for the literal 6th time in a row on shoreline

[Chrish🍁 @ChristianEdborg]

@whosaustinn The spiderwebs disintegrate after an hour so there’s never any clean up. He’s your friendly, and considerate, neighborhood spider-man 🕸

[Chrish🍁 @ChristianEdborg]

People who use rice cookers are like vegans but worse…when the topics brought up. Use one. Don’t. Idgaf. Just make sure it’s not a watery clumpy mess and you’re good.

[Chrish🍁 @ChristianEdborg]

@probsjustemma Oh 100%

[Chrish🍁 @ChristianEdborg]

@probsjustemma Nah son you do that Hisoka cosplay and you rock it

[Chrish🍁 @ChristianEdborg]

“Omg. You’re telling me you’re trying to learn (Insert subject), and you don’t know (specific non crucial term you’d only know if someone told you)??”

Yeah that’s kind of the point of me wanting to learn and asking the question, asshat.

Don’t be this person.

[Chrish🍁 @ChristianEdborg]

FACTS 💯 🔥 ⚖️ 👻

[Chrish🍁 @ChristianEdborg]

@mitchissocool @IanIsotope Oh shoot I totally forgot cold brew was a separate thing

[Chrish🍁 @ChristianEdborg]

Not judging anyone, but iced coffee actually reduces the flavor of coffee and I don’t understand why people prefer it. With reduced temperatures, your taste buds are less receptive to taste. Not to mention iced coffees are more expensive half the time..

[Chrish🍁 @ChristianEdborg]

@mitchissocool Honestly me either. But that’s also because I’ve only ever seen people who get it from shops (I.e. Starbs). There’s gotta be some that do it at home like @IanIsotope says because it definitely makes sense

[Chrish🍁 @ChristianEdborg]

@IanIsotope Oooh excellent point excellent points I like 🧐

[Chrish🍁 @ChristianEdborg]

@amore_kristina I’m just trying to understand maaaaan

[Chrish🍁 @ChristianEdborg]

Shoulda-Coulda-Woulda
But with a “really” on the Shoulda

[Chrish🍁 @ChristianEdborg]

You’re telling me you have a whole ass imagination to come up with literally anything you want, and yet still make another suicide squad? Amazing.

[Chrish🍁 @ChristianEdborg]

@mitchissocool @thisaintke Idk man I prefer sugar flavored sand to dirt flavored gravel crisps ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Chrish🍁 @ChristianEdborg]

I never realized just how much of a privilege it is to be able to work out. Don’t ever take it for granted.