Christian Gould

Orlando | Hotty Toddy

[Christian Gould @ChristianGould_]

@Treyarch How about fixing the damn blueprint attachment bug where we are forced to play with horrible attachments on blueprints we paid for. Absolutely insane yall still haven’t fixed it after weeks of it going on

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Legalize comedy

[Dough-Mayne Diego @Simplemachines_]

Wholesome content

[diana 🦢 @dirtyydian]

y'all ever be losing your mind but be chillin at the same time??

[ً ឵឵ @cIutchs]

my dog: *does absolutely nothing*

me: https://t.co/mRv4MWfvZw

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

California: 3 more months of lockdown

Florida: Okay, we’ll bite....what IS coronavirus?

[Christian Gould @ChristianGould_]

@raynebbow You brought it on yourself 😂

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Garret has Down syndrome but that didn't stop him from benching 355 lbs and taking the lead for heaviest bench at his school 🙏🙌

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[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Your boyfriend is celebrating 4/20? That’s fun. I’ll probably wake up early and go for a run. Thinking 10 miles. Something light. Maybe do some writing after. Hope he has a good time tho 😂👍

[Christian Gould @ChristianGould_]

@eazybakedbeats broooooo what is this I’ve been on SoundCloud since you played this set trying to find it 😂

[Christian Gould @ChristianGould_]

@Cabelas answer your emails you clowns. Bought 1200 rounds of 9 a month ago. Y’all haven’t done anything.

[Christian Gould @ChristianGould_]

@Cabelas hey dickheads you wanna give me the 1200 rounds of 9mm I ordered? And if you’re gonna ignore the emails just give me my money back you fkn clowns

[Christian Gould @ChristianGould_]

@raynebbow Nice

[Brokey McNiggerson @UGRebrand]

I would do anything to taste one of these

[berms if you know me @_Berma]

Weezy F Baby and the F is for Fuck Carole Baskin