Christian Hogue

[Christian Hogue @ChristianHogue_]

Ex- someone god sends back into your life to see if your still stupid.

[Christian Hogue @ChristianHogue_]

Keep the eye contact with me love #fitnness #eyecontact #underwear

[Christian Hogue @ChristianHogue_]

An Adult friendship can be summarized to this- telling them you will call them back, hanging up and not calling for 3-4 days and no one takes it personally.

[Christian Hogue @ChristianHogue_]

I’m at a stage financially where I fully understand why people commit fraud😂

[Christian Hogue @ChristianHogue_]

I think alcohol is Gods apology for making us self aware 🍷

[Christian Hogue @ChristianHogue_]

Dirty bathroom setting

[Christian Hogue @ChristianHogue_]

Does your health insurance know you like being choked out.

[Christian Hogue @ChristianHogue_]

Kinda crazy how much more I’m willing to tip when the server comes out with multiple options of fruit to put in my sparkling water ✨

[Christian Hogue @ChristianHogue_]

Remember when you cleaned your room as a kid feeling like you had your whole life together afterword. 🤌

[Christian Hogue @ChristianHogue_]

Rise and Shine

[Christian Hogue @ChristianHogue_]

The 🧈

[Christian Hogue @ChristianHogue_]

https://t.co/lGP3XO99Fq what it’s like being my valentine ❤️‍🔥

[Christian Hogue @ChristianHogue_]

I can’t wait to throw you around and leave your dripping in sweat till we both can’t take it anymore- Gym

[Christian Hogue @ChristianHogue_]

Butters because he melts on you

[Christian Hogue @ChristianHogue_]

Birthday: a day to celebrate that you haven’t died in the last year 😎

[Christian Hogue @ChristianHogue_]

Delish https://t.co/lGP3XO99Fq

[Christian Hogue @ChristianHogue_]

Living in cloud 9

[Christian Hogue @ChristianHogue_]

Red light district https://t.co/lGP3XO99Fq

[Christian Hogue @ChristianHogue_]

What sign are you ?? I’m a sign from god ☠️ obviously. Stop asking me this stupid question.