christian

the only Real Gamer left on the bird app,,,

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[mussie @mussi3x]

Like look at this

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

Finally.

[ONE PIECE(ワンピース) Netflix @onepiecenetflix]

The ALMOST true story of Captain Usopp the Brave!
Only on Netflix September 29th.

[Enky ✟ @enkyledu]

The diarrhea virus realizing it has to fight the Carolina Reaper I ate alongside the infected food.

[fawn @daehatesyou]

during the diarrhea scare tho????

[.HACK SAVE ME @uni_gree]

JYB and Yuri Lowenthal when they were given that episode 25 script

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oh yeah? well we have lettuce that makes you die of shitting your pants

[Shijishoutmon Digimon |VTuber| @Shijishoutmon]

This digimon living his best life right now.
Metalgarurumon knows how to chill

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

If you have diarrhea from the parasite, do not worry and hang in there, we are going to send money to Israel.

[josh @langranglerr]

People act like a gay son is a dead end in the family tree, as if the whole point of trees isn’t to bear fruit

[Ben Cohen @YoBenCohen]

It’s time to make your own ice cream bars at home! Let me show you how to make a Ben & Jerry’s bar at home! They’re delicious and will satisfy your cravings for an ice cream bar, all while you boycott Magnum. #freebenandjerrys

[pixelframe @HelloPixelframe]

If you don't try out this generator you're full of beans, and yes that's terminal. The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse font & logo generator is here! Stretching fair-use and parody laws to their absolute limit. https://t.co/U3h4bmfbjK

[✰ @slowwlifee]

life is a constant cycle of losing your spark and finding it again

[very tall bart @TallBart]

Minecraft parody lyrics are always written by someone who apparently never played the game. "Don't Mine at Night?" Nighttime is the ideal time to mine, because the mobs are busy spawning on the surface. Moron

[maeve ~ @miaaowing]

my parents did this to me when i was younger. fixed their behaviour by immediately leaving the room every time they said some shit like this - only took a couple months before they stopped entirely LOL