CJ Martinez

I’m a simple man with wholesome ideals. Also Dog Dad

[CJ Martinez @ChristianJacobM]

@eddie_ruben @melysaalanis “I’m on the verge of tears as she proceeds to show me another gentleman’s genitalia as I’m positive it will ruin my meal; but it is less that adequate, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave”

[CJ Martinez @ChristianJacobM]

@eddie_ruben Dat you 🙂

[CJ Martinez @ChristianJacobM]

@eddie_ruben ✨🐋✨

[CJ Martinez @ChristianJacobM]

@mimsy Omg ESDEATH ✨

[ashaley 🦋 @ash_kaashh]

I’m not working on my attitude at all this year. Y’all the problem 🤷🏻‍♀️

[CJ Martinez @ChristianJacobM]

Bought some tools and want to get into woodworking so I can quit my job! Going to become my own boss for 2021 😤

[CJ Martinez @ChristianJacobM]

He is the only cool boss and it’s out of his power. But still it’s like “hey we can’t fix what you want, but here is a pizza party!”

[CJ Martinez @ChristianJacobM]

So I post this and immediately my boss comments

[CJ Martinez @ChristianJacobM]

High key hoping I get fired soon 🙃 I ain’t even trying anymore

[CJ Martinez @ChristianJacobM]

@eddie_ruben

[CJ Martinez @ChristianJacobM]

Work has made me full of anger. I want to quit and figure it out later. My mental health is being affected and I don’t like this feeling 😔

[CJ Martinez @ChristianJacobM]

@cloudsforbrains So they are a big name in the leather industry. There is actually an Apple Watch wristband from them that costs more than the watch does 😂

[CJ Martinez @ChristianJacobM]

@eddie_ruben Then next time just get corn and have them THEN put THAT in a flour tortilla 🌮

[CJ Martinez @ChristianJacobM]

@eddie_ruben Just need to believe that you deserve those hands 🙌 the universe doesn’t do accidents 🌌

[CJ Martinez @ChristianJacobM]

So is it too late to run away?

[CJ Martinez @ChristianJacobM]

@crissy_l21 Can you PLEASE go to Whataburger 🍔

[momoboyd @momoboydmusic]

here’s some Fleetwood Mac for your timeline and for your anxiety🥰

[OG Slim @Jody_McFly]

All Lives Matter crowd don’t think All Votes Matter???

[CJ Martinez @ChristianJacobM]

How I’m trying to make my house 🥺

[☻ chloe ☻ @the_killingjar]

found the cutest plant shop today