Only 6 seats left for Triggernometry's live show on 2nd November at 7pm! The last show was brilliant and a sell out, and this one is going to be even better!
Get your tickets now using the link below!
https://t.co/PsMhccwwnR
Anyone else had to calm people down in a restaurant and explain that the coughing fit you’re having is not because of covid but because you’re a greedy little pig that forgot to breathe whilst stuffing his stupid fat little face??? 🤡 🤡 🤡
MY ADVICE TO ALL MARRIED MEN - Some sage advice here, "be a capsized windsurfer" - A clip from a set @blackpoolcomedy great night. I'm doing a little tour, details here - https://t.co/8oBYRns6uE #marriage#marriedmen#married
NEW SERIES!!!! British As Folk coming soon to @davechannel starring @DarrenHarriott!
Catch him each week as he tours the country with his guide to Britain!
Starts on Monday at 10pm...Don't Miss It!
Tune in to @TheNewsQuiz tonight for the great @scottbcomedyuk joining host @ZaltzCricket and the panel of Athena Kugblenu, Olga Koch, and Mark Steel.
Catch it at 6.30pm on @BBCRadio4
https://t.co/akBqo5LLTV
Saw a guy pushing a pram while on roller skates AND on phone. Dad and kid both happy. I nearly stopped him and asked how much he’d charge to run my life from here.
If I was a newly independent Scotland, I'd take control of the Trident submarines and point the missiles at Westminster thus ensuring the rest of the UK gives Scotland a good exit deal. I shouldn't be allowed to ever enter politics should I?
On Yer Bike for Soccer Aid is on the telly this Sunday at 6.30 on @ITV in aid of @UNICEF_uk
I haven't been on a proper bike in years. I thought there would be stabilisers. I was wrong!
#SoccerAid#OnYerBike#ITV