Christian Lefty

John 11:35

[Christian Lefty @ChristianLefty1]

@jerico4congress @HalfwayPost Tissue?

[Christian Lefty @ChristianLefty1]

@mjfree How many did Hefner keep as "girlfriends" at that age?
5? 6?

[Christian Lefty @ChristianLefty1]

@mjfree He's trying to make his idiot followers think that's an Army uniform, instead of his dress up outfit from reform school.

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

🚨 BREAKING: Close Trump advisors have been informing him the likeliest cause of any “rip” in the Reflecting Pool surface came from him insisting the full motorcade drive on the fresh surface to “inspect” it before it was refilled, which he immediately denies to blame liberals.

[Ranger's Dad @_mahnke]

@JoJoFromJerz

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Trump’s name is gone and it looks so much better. Soon, his name will be removed from everything.

[Christian Lefty @ChristianLefty1]

It's Freedom Algae!!

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Ughhhh. The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool was never this green under Biden or Obama.

What a fiasco! 🦠
#ETTD

[Christian Lefty @ChristianLefty1]

@joncoopertweets That's Freedom Algae!

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Ughhhh. The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool was never this green under Biden or Obama.

What a fiasco! 🦠
#ETTD

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

Just in: Trump was rushed to the hospital after his interview with Kristen Welker.

The doctors said that he’s in hypocritical condition.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Trump is passed out in the Oval Office right now. 25TH AMENDMENT NOW!

[I'll fact-check ya🇺🇲🇺🇲 @whaddatwit]

@highbrow_nobrow @atrupar To be clear, @SpeakerJohnson is an unmitigated liar & a willing quisling.
These are my personal opinions as well as easily provable facts.

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

Allow me to be the first to congratulate the MAGA morons, who spent years howling about the $1.7B that Obama returned to Iran.

Your 4D chess master is handing Iran $300B, to open the Strait of Hormuz, that Obama kept open for free.

Brilliant!

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Every single one of them pushed for the release of the Epstein files

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Joe Biden was forced out of the presidential race for saying less crazy stuff than this.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

They should livestream the removal of his name from the building - it would set records

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Fixed it

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

As evidenced by the unbridled promotion and implementation of technology at the expense of human dignity, we are truly experiencing an eclipse of the sense of what it means to be human. It is imperative to recover an understanding of the true meaning and grandeur of humanity as intended by God. It is in this sense that the challenge we currently face is not technological, but anthropological, and it is my hope that the Encyclical Letter to be published within a few days will contribute to answering this challenge.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

TRUMP: “illegal immigrants are taking your money.”

FACT: Donald Trump, via his Slush Fund, is literally taking your money and giving it to criminals.