Christian Mcdorman

Kenzie, you have seen me before. I love my mother but I love you more. This bio was sent to the most beautiful girl ever before @GoMaddieKenzie

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this is so beautiful 😭😍 https://t.co/UtvZN4MwA0

[Christian Mcdorman @ChristianMcdorm]

Your girl should never have to tell you twice about something that bothers her

[Christian Mcdorman @ChristianMcdorm]

me when i see my boo’s name pop up on my phone https://t.co/XarvyJjoSt

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Still gives me nightmares https://t.co/Wuh5yjMofz

[Christian Mcdorman @ChristianMcdorm]

which suburban white mom are you https://t.co/T8QBen0x01

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omg I can’t wait to be this extra as a mom https://t.co/xY6GXF9VVG

[Christian Mcdorman @ChristianMcdorm]

how dare you disrespect Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan like this https://t.co/aelpeYDwmJ

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Don't miss the next ALL-NEW #DisneyChannelOriginalMovie #FreakyFriday coming to #DisneyChannel this Summer! ⌛️

[Christian Mcdorman @ChristianMcdorm]

makeup is overpriced, hair products are overpriced, tampons are overpriced, bras are overpriced, being a girl is overpriced

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me trying to get my life together https://t.co/FVMWd6opJv

[Christian Mcdorman @ChristianMcdorm]

me: i should get in the shower *2 hours later someone else starts the shower* me: oh my god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there

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This is what 11:59 looks like in college

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incase ur having a bad day https://t.co/TNFZzO3zNt

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I have always been jealous of Arnold's bedroom https://t.co/Qb5IwOVSwD

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me as a girlfriend https://t.co/sKRUIaTKwI

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Omg this thing was so annoying https://t.co/LAlz1GETRk

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Loved these movies https://t.co/raGla2Y7Mt

[Christian Mcdorman @ChristianMcdorm]

me at 9pm: I'm gonna sleep early tonight me at 3am:

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WHAT ABOUT US WHAT ABOUT EVERYTHING WEVE BEEN THROUGH https://t.co/DJ031io3FT

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🙌🙌🙌 https://t.co/KaRRPDik5f

[Christian Mcdorman @ChristianMcdorm]

I know I'm not the only one https://t.co/7YecaMDwzd