After months of analyzing NFL player stats, we believe we have cracked the code to NFL scouting.
The QB M.I.L.K.E.R. Analytics (Matrimonial Influence Leverage and Kinetic Endowment Rating) measures the size of a given signal caller's WAG and higher MILKER ratings correlate positively with wins.
So if you're betting on the NFL, choose the QB whose wife or girlfriend has the better MILKERS.