Christian Slezak

Sometimes I'm funny.

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I find it ironic that the WiFi at work is called "WiFi makes life easier!", and yet I've never been able to connect to it once.

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I bought a new iron last night, and now I'm giddy with excitement for it to arrive. I guess this is what being an adult feels like, huh?

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"Deadline just got moved up to tomorrow"

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@Wario64 Can't wait to shepherd the all the different Freds.

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@Wario64 Finally, an extraction shooter I can get behind.

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@NVIDIAGeForce #HalfLife2RTX

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@PurplePedialyte

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@realdanbam Me on the phone with my lawyer:

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@realdanbam @AmericanAir Just imagine being the guy who sits in that seat next and doesn't know who was there before him.

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@Nintendo Can't wait to see Link on the big screen!

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Can't wait to see Chris Pratt in the role he was born to play!

[任天堂株式会社 @Nintendo]

This is Miyamoto. I have been working on the live-action film of The Legend of Zelda for many years now with Avi Arad-san, who has produced many mega hit films. [1]

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One of those rare moments where I wish this wasn't a spam text and I was actually going to a private villa for dinner.

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@Wario64 Seems a little misleading to call it an Achievement Hunter Sale and then not feature this easy 1000 gamerscore

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Can't wait to recreate this moment in Flight Sim. #XboxGamesShowcase

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@stephenfalvo @Cubs @Juugegee @Sal_Aiello I thought @Sal_Aiello was a doctor? Are telling me he also sells hotdogs on the side?

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@ChrisWernecke

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@PurplePedialyte Can't be guilty of sin if you never had a soul in the first place.

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RIP Tony Sirico, The Sopranos wouldn't have been as great as it was without you.

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@realdanbam

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Megan Fox confirms she and Machine Gun Kelly drink each other’s blood

“It’s just a few drops, but yes, we do consume each other’s blood on occasion for ritual purposes only"

(via @glamourmag)

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@SlyCactus