Your PAL

M.Div. in George Washington Studies; Ph.D. in Why Washington Was a Bible Thumper

[Your PAL @ChristianUSA]

Spent my morning grafting plant roots. One was from an oak Jefferson urinated on, the other was a daffodil Machen kept in his boxers.

[Your PAL @ChristianUSA]

If George Washington was a Mason then J. Gresham Machen was gay.

[Your PAL @ChristianUSA]

You can prove anything using etymology. 'America' is from the Old Welsh 'Meri' which means 'no abortion.' Therefore we overturn Roe v Wade!

[Your PAL @ChristianUSA]

...wait a minute, that was not a dream.

[Your PAL @ChristianUSA]

I had a dream last night that I got to mortgage my house so I could buy a banjo made from a tree that Washington urinated on.

[Your PAL @ChristianUSA]

I will only vote for Evangelical Christians who want to turn the USA into the largest PCA church in the world.

[Your PAL @ChristianUSA]

Sotomayer does understand how the Constitution comes primarily from Deuteronomy. Oh the glories of our Reformed Christian founding fathers!

[Your PAL @ChristianUSA]

@LigonDuncan No one cares Lig, unless it has to do with why the founding fathers were in the PCA.

[Your PAL @ChristianUSA]

July 4 is the day Moses got the 10 Commandments from God, which is why the Founding Fathers chose that day to revolt.

[Your PAL @ChristianUSA]

Being missional means convincing the History Channel that George Washington loved Jesus. That's why Jesus died.

[Your PAL @ChristianUSA]

This Father's Day, let us revere the great father of our land, that great Presbyterian theologian and shepherd of the sheep, G Washington.

[Your PAL @ChristianUSA]

Also, Ezekiel 40-48 contains the blueprints for the WhiteHouse.

[Your PAL @ChristianUSA]

If you read the tabernacle instructions in Exodus carefully you will find that the curtains are actually American flags.

[Your PAL @ChristianUSA]

Worshiping the screaming eagle of America's freedom on Mt Washington. Praise be to that free bird and may it free the bound souls of men!

[Your PAL @ChristianUSA]

@marusekmi According to the Bible Code: yes, I am for real.

[Your PAL @ChristianUSA]

Read Genesis according to the Bible Code.Results: George Washington founded the PCA, Obama is the Antichrist,& Isaiah was the author of Jude

[Your PAL @ChristianUSA]

Reading some Washington correspondence that only I have ever seen. Washington had a quiet time every day, read the WCF, and knew Hebrew!

[Your PAL @ChristianUSA]

Working on an article about how the Bible prophesied George Washington.

[Your PAL @ChristianUSA]

Working on a proposal to erect a statue of George Washington on campus that is carved out of Liberty wood and Martha's wooden teeth.

[Your PAL @ChristianUSA]

Reading about Washington's orthodox seminary education. Whoa, it sure stokes a sacred fire...and let's just say that fire's not in the oven!