Christian Sayings

Creating laughter by Funny Christian sayings, jokes, and Memes. This page is not intended to hurt or harm but rather create laughter among the body of Christ

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@derrickbrite oh what a mystery. It's something like the shroud of Turin

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@derrickbrite I receive that blessing!

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@derrickbrite blessed are you among men!

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And there is salvation in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven given among men by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12

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When you come to me with a word from the Lord you better have chapter and verse.

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Elsa from Frozen is a heretic, for she teaches antinomianism.
"No right, no wrong, no rules for me...I'm free."

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I decree and declare that God is raising up an Elijah generation says no Bible ever.

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I am really thirsty, where in the world is Peter Popoff when you need him. #holyanointedwater #PeterPopoff

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The dream of every young & restless reformer...

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