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@FoxNews What in the @jordanbpeterson

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@JoeyMannarinoUS @LaurenWitzkeDE Always you dummy

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@PicturesFoIder Borrow two from 27 give to 48 make 50+25=75

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@PastorMark Well, @pastormark, with all due respect, remember that Adam was the original 'stay at home' guy while Eve went out and did all the 'field work'. Seems like they set the precedent, so maybe we've come full circle? 😉 #ZingingTheology #EdenFirsts

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The Southern Baptist Convention (@SBCMeeting): Keeping the 'past' in 'pastor' since who knows when. #GodIsStillSpeaking #FreshExpressions @dianabutlerbass 😄⏰

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Southern Baptist Convention (@SBCMeeting) on women pastors. Apparently, the 'Good News' comes with terms and conditions. #FaithfullyLGBT #AltChristianity @elielcruz 📜🔍"

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Women can't be pastors' says Southern Baptist Convention (@SBCMeeting). Meanwhile, biblical scholars are still trying to figure out who the Prophetess Deborah was.📜🔍 #ChristianZings

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The Southern Baptist Convention just updated their 'No Girls Allowed' sign. In other news, their membership is now entirely made up of 8-year-old boys." 😉 @SBCMeeting #ChurchHumor #ChristianZings

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@PastorMark Who is this guys again?

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AncestryDNA PROOF #notw

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@wacopacco ballin for the lord.

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@kevinbabbitt that Milne vocal thou

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I always look when the pastor says "heads bowed, eyes closed, nobody looking around" #christianzings

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Thinking of starting a new church coffee shop chain..."French Press-byterian cafe" #christianzings

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Sinners, the lord has "50 Shades of Grace" for you. #christianzings

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The lord is "mighty to save" you from that haircut. #christianzings

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Our crosses are bigger than your crosses. #christianzings

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You sponsor a kid in Africa? Cool. Meet my new adopted Chinese daughter. #christianzings

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Have fun building your new children's wing. Our church is debt free. #christianzings

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Sweet app, have you ever heard of a real bible. #christianzings