Christian Banks

[Christian Banks @Christian_2147]

So I traveled the USA this summer. Going to coast to coast. Every gas station in between.
I can truly say without a shadow of a doubt @KwikTrip is king!

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

See ya next time, @Suns

[Christian Banks @Christian_2147]

@that_blue_jay @nickjsmith95 @jdhadley5 And what is doing something wrong? A “sin”

[Christian Banks @Christian_2147]

Nobody:

Me: Let’s pray before we eat.

@nathanaeljprice: you can eat peanuts before you pray.

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Conservatives when @Grammarly corrects the KJV:

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The heroes we need not the ones we deserve. @asathesaint responsible for this quality content.

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

the great thing about being a Mariners fan is that I can say with absolute confidence that my team never won a World Series by cheating

[Christian Banks @Christian_2147]

Conversation with my cousin:
Me: “Noah do you follow politics?”

My cousin:
“I follow trump on Twitter”

[Christian Banks @Christian_2147]

CrossFit is the Joel Osteen of workouts

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Update: gingers are that bad!

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PSA Gingers aren’t that bad.

[Christian Banks @Christian_2147]

My little brother:
*picks up hammer
“I’m Thor sun of oden.”
*puts down hammer
“I’m a nerd SON of Ken banks”

[Doug Baldwin Jr 🙏🏾 @DougBaldwinJr]

You will realize that the affirmation you receive from catching a football won’t suffice that little boy’s desire. The praise from those that don’t know you will be good for your ego but bad for your character.

[Christian Banks @Christian_2147]

Weird flex but okay.

[Christian Banks @Christian_2147]

@Brook_NotBrooke

[molkva @MoIkva]

day mode twitter be like

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

Major NFL offseason acquisitions

Raiders: Antonio Brown

Chiefs: Tyrann Mathieu

Browns: Odell Beckham

Jets: Le’Veon Bell

Ravens: Earl Thomas

Cowboys:

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Wagners barbershop at it again

[UMBC Athletics @UMBCAthletics]

We love it when we get tagged in these posts. Good luck in the next round!

[Christian Banks @Christian_2147]

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