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Cooler than a vanilla bean frappachino and only twice as white.

[Christian @Christian_K_]

I wonder what teachers think when you show up late with shopping bags

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@rnarkus_

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@memeprovider @channawarner

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🤢 @ ur bio @channawarner

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@channawarner @meganxcooney unrelated but yes

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@SincerelyTumblr @channawarner half our arguments

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@OfficialDestino ye and tried to break our door

[maris @damarismjackson]

my mom: so if your friends jump off a bridge you gonna jump too?

me:

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@_PrincessLorna_ they're closed ���

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The Boulder @DennysDiner is ghosting us

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Where's tinders super dislike at??
These hoes need to know they hoes

[Christian @Christian_K_]

@colesprouse @OfficialDestino

[𝒞𝓁𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝒢𝒶𝓎 ��𝓊𝓎 @CGGuy44]

cute guy: hi

me: hello *screams YASSSSS internally*

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Bernie Sanders said the media would find mean comments about Hillary if he got hacked. Luckily, his campaign shredded all of his telegrams.

[Christian @Christian_K_]

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