Christian McAlister

[Christian McAlister @Christian_Mac94]

@zgrooms68 Buy tickets to the one December 12th and come with me and Brittany. Luke combs and Morgan wallen

[Christian McAlister @Christian_Mac94]

@cv3halls Just avoiding all the cop killers so I can get that paycheck

[Christian McAlister @Christian_Mac94]

@natalieam_15 You get more favorites than I have followers 😂

[Christian McAlister @Christian_Mac94]

@natalieam_15 are you twitter famous?

[Christian McAlister @Christian_Mac94]

@bird4114 @08_JJohnson Man can't even have fun anymore without upsetting his woman....

[Christian McAlister @Christian_Mac94]

@bird4114 @08_JJohnson Aka.... you have a girlfriend

[Christian McAlister @Christian_Mac94]

I know everyone is excited to be graduating... but I just want you all to know. This is seriously where your life starts to go downhill... at an extreme rate of speed. Enjoy

[Christian McAlister @Christian_Mac94]

Just to help some of y'all out...police officers have radars in the back of the cars too... so when you stomp it after I pass by you, I'm gonna turn around. You do you though, speeder

[Christian McAlister @Christian_Mac94]

@pope_joseph @OldRowSports @barstoolsports @OldrowClemson Yes sir!! This is it 😂

[Christian McAlister @Christian_Mac94]

@alledees23 I also misspelled "blender" and didn't realize it... so that's cool too lol

[Christian McAlister @Christian_Mac94]

@alledees23 Apparently I don't. Starting by drinking out of a cup though

[Christian McAlister @Christian_Mac94]

I can sleep for 4 hours or 8 hours, and it will still feel like I've slept 30 min.

[Christian McAlister @Christian_Mac94]

Someone told me that as a police officer, if you aren't getting complained on, then you aren't doing your job. I must be doing a great job..

[Christian McAlister @Christian_Mac94]

Someone should have monitored my tweets when I was younger...

[Christian McAlister @Christian_Mac94]

It's been so long since I've been on twitter, my header still said "ATO Zeta Pi".... LOL

[Christian McAlister @Christian_Mac94]

@blakemiller2012 did you just see me or something? Lol

[Christian McAlister @Christian_Mac94]

I haven't been on here in so long, I don't even know who half of y'all are

[Christian McAlister @Christian_Mac94]

@NatParham hey listen buddy.... I appreciate it lol

[Christian McAlister @Christian_Mac94]

@johtcozo thanks man, I appreciate it!