Mike

[Mike @Christian__DYOR]

@marknorm Coffee table book about coaster

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@AOC Stop hitting on me, I’m really shy ☺️

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

With the money Elon Musk used to buy twitter he could have created a moon sized ball of ketamine and placed it in orbit around the earth.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Ok the Oscar’s is good now I was wrong sorry.

[Matt McCusker @mattwritesbooks]

Speaking as a 36-year-old male who fucking loves pussy, I don’t know if I’m ready for Whoopi to be back on The View just yet…

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I hereby challenge
Владимир Путин
to single combat

Stakes are Україна

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Recorded episode with Ukrainian comedian who is in Kyiv right now. Great. Out tonight.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Mostly remember this: Our children aren’t going to learn anything no matter what you teach because they’re all morbidly obese fentanyl addicts. These discussions are all just for fun. The country is finished. The children are violent psychopaths who kill their parents for a vape.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

You know the drill. PUT HER IN JAIL.

[Mike @Christian__DYOR]

@nayibbukele That is in no way hypocritical lol

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

The year is 2030. I am the night manager at an NFT warehouse. School has been abolished. Children mine crypto day and night. Work is good. I am happy. On God.

[Tyler Strejilevich @TylerSCrypto]

Me while I wait for #BTC to do something

[Kurt Metzger @kurtmetzger]

No, corporations don’t pay zero in taxes. That’s silly. Most of them pay NEGATIVE millions in taxes. Zero would be like a commie tax hike, God forbid!
They need that extra cash for important social projects to enrich our lives! Like mass surveillance and making Superman queer.

[Mike @Christian__DYOR]

@cryptomanran @Don_key_finance I avoid most "Cash-O-Meters"

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😂

[Kenny Lay (Parody) @EnronChairman]

Nothing like pumping a stock live in CNBC and freezing when asked WTF the company even does. You can’t make this shit up!

[Mike @Christian__DYOR]

@elonmusk Just let her go bro

[Mike @Christian__DYOR]

@JRNYcrypto $BOG pre exploit
$CAKE a close second

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Jamie Dimon just said Bitcoin was “worthless” but he would still “use it for kidnappings.”

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

“Civil War” trending on Twitter. People outside: “Great weather today,” “Did you see the fight?” “Is that restaurant good?”