Christie Lee Simkins 🌻🌾

I mainly just retweet stuff I find funny or makes me angry.
Mother to a human and dog. University student 📚

[Christie Lee Simkins 🌻🌾 @ChristieSimkins]

I never finished the 3 attempts I had at A-Levels due to mental health issues.
I got pregnant at 19, and decided I wanted to pursue education again.
In my foundation year, having no experience at further or higher education, I did an essay.
This was my feedback...

[Christie Lee Simkins 🌻🌾 @ChristieSimkins]

@Catchphrase @StephenMulhern
My family like to watch catchphrase at tea time, and my son drew this at school...

Him: 'Its me, Mr. Chips and Stephen Moo-horn of course.' 🤣
He's 5 😂

[Christie Lee Simkins 🌻🌾 @ChristieSimkins]

Selling two tickets for #Dayseeker in Birmingham tonight if anyone wants them

[Christie Lee Simkins 🌻🌾 @ChristieSimkins]

@K30NZ @nfrealmusic I've just refreshed the page for the millionth time and it has actually worked! Try now

[Christie Lee Simkins 🌻🌾 @ChristieSimkins]

Is anyone else having difficulty ordering the pre-sale tickets for @nfrealmusic for the UK?
I've put my pre-sale code in to unlock it, but Ticketmaster is saying they can't find the tickets, and I have no idea how to contact them for help...

[Christie Lee Simkins 🌻🌾 @ChristieSimkins]

Did anyone else forget entirely that Joe was insane, and thought he was really doing well for himself until episode 8? 🥴
#You

[Ashley James @ashleyljames]

It's funny because I've never felt unsafe around a trans woman, but I feel unsafe and scared of being killed by a man every single time I walk down the street or get in a taxi. As does nearly every woman I know. Don't use us for your culture wars!

[Christie Lee Simkins 🌻🌾 @ChristieSimkins]

@velizamek Are these still available?

[Pootie Guiliani @Kyla_Lacey]

There’s nothing holy and sacred about having a period. It’s blood, it comes out, it is quite often associated with pain and discomfort. There’s never been a month that my body stopped leaking bc of trans men. My body doesn’t care. They’re not taking anything from me.

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Why are ethics questions always like:
"is it ethical to steal bread to feed your starving family?"

And not:
"is it ethical to hoard bread when families are starving?"

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

woke obese lesbian M&Ms are coming for your kids

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Do you struggle in relationships, fear abandonment, and don't like asking for help?

You might have been parentified:

[Christie Lee Simkins 🌻🌾 @ChristieSimkins]

I was experiencing psychosis, thinking I was being watched and contacted by a higher being through rubber bands and the number 3, and she told me it was just the Christian god trying to connect with me and to keep following where he was leading me 🥴

[trash jones @jzux]

has a therapist ever said something so wack to you that it gave you the ick and you had to fire them

[Christie Lee Simkins 🌻🌾 @ChristieSimkins]

Elon Musk finally came out 🤗

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Elon Musk claims that he does not identity as cisgender, after being confronted about pronoun beliefs.

“I’m not cis.”

[Christie Lee Simkins 🌻🌾 @ChristieSimkins]

@lcfairbairn @sgonzalesauthor Yknow what, I barely saw her before that happen and barely saw her after, she wasn't really anything to do with my year. So she didn't even do it because she liked me as a student, she didn't really know me. Was just a genuinely lovely person and I've always remembered

[Christie Lee Simkins 🌻🌾 @ChristieSimkins]

@nikitarenee37 @wawisloyola That is one singular student. A lot of us have other commitments such as children, or are working alongside our degree, which is exhausting and taxing when we also have deadlines around this time, Christmas, and have to be able to pay our bills.

[Ana Opp 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @AnaOpp]

People around me in their 20s and 30s are sharing bedrooms with mates, living with exes, getting evicted every year, sleeping in hostels and on friends’ sofas, and the right still be like: why are millennial women not having children, must be avocado toast or something

[Nick D'Orazio @nickdorazio3rd]

@maddoxrules @CryptoKaleo OP is like “what have we become we used to protect corporations with our life”