Christie Smash

JUST LIKE THE REAL CHRIS CHRISTIE BUT NICER. * PARODY * WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

[Christie Smash @ChristieSmash]

I'll eat anyone who tries to take the VP spot from me. #HungryForTheTwoSpot

[Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P @LOLGOP]

Congratulations on your endorsement Chris Christie, who made the most vile, inflammatory slur of the GOP primary.

[We just gettin’ started. @jiiman63]

@LOLGOP I wonder if Christie has anything in his womb that's valuable?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

How is Chris Christie running the state of NJ, which is deeply troubled, when he is spending all of his time in NH? New Jerseyans not happy!

[Christie Smash @ChristieSmash]

I'M MAKING IT RAIN IN NH!
Chasing Endorsements, Chris Christie Showers New Hampshire With Calls and Texts https://t.co/7IlIMQ2znM

[Christie Smash @ChristieSmash]

CNN: Sen. Mike Lee: Christie 'should be ashamed' for coffin remark http://t.co/6jtRUroLE7
#JustImagineTheSizeOfMyCoffin! #uniteBlue

[Christie Smash @ChristieSmash]

Every GOP candidate seems to have a picture with #JoshDuggar... Every one except ME! #IWinTheInternet! #uniteBlue https://t.co/tgID3cAfWH

[chaplinlives also @chaplinlives.bsky.social @chaplinlives]

Apparently if you are a GOP candidate for President you are required to take a picture with #JoshDuggar.

[Christie Smash @ChristieSmash]

.@Clinton2016org is following me. Bring it on sister! #GoodLuckCrossingABridgeIfYoureCampaigningInJersey!

[Christie Smash @ChristieSmash]

#SpookyCartoons @midnight
"Flintstones in Ferguson"

[Christie Smash @ChristieSmash]

"Today is National Nude Day" is trending. WHO WANTS TO DARE ME?

[Christie Smash @ChristieSmash]

@edshow The only foreign policy experience @GovChristie has is his involvement with Turkey! #TeamEdShow #EdShow

[Christie Smash @ChristieSmash]

Threatening to throw a reporter off a "fucking balcony"? HELL YEAH! #FF @repmichaelgrimm MY KINDA GUY! #BulliesStickTogether

[Christie Smash @ChristieSmash]

We hired a team of LA lawyers to defend me and my pals today. Guess who's going to foot the tab for my defense? #NotMe! #NJSuckers

[Christie Smash @ChristieSmash]

#UniteBlue If you haven't seen it yet, here's Bruce Springsteen's tribute video to me that everyone is talking about- http://t.co/wvksEYkaXt

[Christie Smash @ChristieSmash]

Looks like I'm not the only one doing a traffic study! #ChrisChristie #Bridgegate... I mean #Bridgetgate! #UniteBlue

[Christie Smash @ChristieSmash]

Just got back from my morning workout! #ChrisChristie #Bridgegate... I mean #Bridgetgate! #UniteBlue

[Christie Smash @ChristieSmash]

EXCLUSIVE!!!
MUST SEE!!!
FOX NEWS FINALLY COVERS #BRIDGEGATE!
YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS THIS!!! (video via @deuce788) http://t.co/DavcSyWHUZ

[Laura J. Nelson @laura_nelson]

Cool, subtle touch in this #bridgegate @newyorker cover: Chris Christie's hair is shaped like an elephant.