6th grade girl: What’s your name?
Me: Ms. Abbott
Kid: No, your first name
Me: Ms.
Kid: No, what did your mom name you?
Me: Ms—She knew I would be a teacher someday, and named me accordingly.
Kid:
Me:
Kid: *sigh* that’s not true!!
Me: you can still call me Ms. Abbott 😂
Our Charleston Wrap fundraiser kicks off today! Our fundraising goal is $7000. With over 2,500 gift ideas, there’s something for everyone—whether you’re shopping for birthdays, Mother’s Day, Teacher Appreciation, or Father’s Day. https://t.co/8JBgOxYAGc
Dear @SparkEnergy I am once again asking for you to SEND ME A BILL. A disconnection notice should not be your only form of communication. I would very much like to pay—I simply request a bill. Snail mail, email, I will take any form at this point.
Bless the flight attendants on @SpiritAirlines Took care of me and got me seated as I was RUNNING to make my flight this morning. @slcairport requires a 2 mile SPRINT and hyperventilating. I can’t believe I made it!
Me: this can be a tough song to sing because it’s long and repetitive. You guys are doing a great job of keeping the energy going throughout.
8th grade boy: It’s not hard if you go to church! We be singing the same word over and over again with all kinds of energy!
@BethMooreLPM I loved the book! Thank you for putting voice to the darker sides of life and the challenges of ministry. I’ve not read a book that resonated with me more.
Choir Clinician: Let’s list some jobs/careers/dreams that we can sing about. Give me one that would embody “bubbling laughter”
7th grade girl: Bartender!
Me: …she’s not wrong….
First time flying @SpiritAirlines Plane has spent an hour making circles around the airport. This is after a 3 hour delay at the airport. ETA is already tomorrow, and still no take off
Me: “What is that smell? Did one of you spray something?”
7th grade boy: “It’s deodorant. It was necessary.”
Me: “Deodorant like Axe? I can smell it from here!”
7th grade boy: “Sometimes I really hate being a boy”
Other boys now coughing: “It’s in my eyes! I can’t breathe!”
We have been feeding you and your family at @HobbyAirport for years but the Mayor of Houston wants to replace our local business for a foreign company with no ties to our city. Sign our petition to help #KeepHobbyAirportHouston#SaveOurPappas
Moving my grandma today.
Gmom: this calendar has been in the family for years. It’s only missing a few pieces. I want to give it to you.
Brother: my wife will definitely not believe it goes on our walls
Calendar is currently going home with the bro