Christina Menac

Lovely girl who has amazing friends =)

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Bruce Willis marks his height on his bedroom wall. He started doing it 2 years ago & it�s just an increasingly thick line at the same height

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"Forgive yourself for your faults and your mistakes and move on." - Les Brown

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"Experience is merely the name men gave to their mistakes." - Oscar Wilde

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My wife knows her place. It's in the kitchen telling me what to do.

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I always love the reaction I get after I cannonball into a public pool. "OMG, Where's my baby!?"

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If the musical 'Annie' taught us anything, it's that ginger kids sure can sing, but their parents still prefer to disown them at birth.

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if you were a fruit you?d be a fineapple

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I think I've crossed that boundary between having the internet and the internet having me..

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I know wearing black is supposed to make you look slimmer but I may be taking it too far wearing this Darth Vader costume all week...

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The Teacher Asking You A Question and your friend next to you whispering it.

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The longest minutes are always spent in front of the microwave

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Did you guys hear about the football player who hits women? No the other one. No the other one.

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Dear Cell Phone Companies, Please invent an "Unsend My Text" Option.

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Laundry is like sex in reverse: you drop in a load, everything gets wet, then rolls around and ends up dry and neatly folded.

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"Freedom: the gift whereby you most resemble your Maker." C.S. Lewis

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"If you want the best the world has to offer, offer the world your best." - Neale Donald Walsch

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Always carry $100,000 cash on you at all times in case you ever feel like getting a sandwich from an airport.

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Eye of the tiger. Nose of the lion. Mouth of the lynx. Ear of the bobcat. Throat of the cougar. Forehead of the ocelot.

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1 hour on the computer feels like 1 minute & 1 minute of studying feels like 1 hour.

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mom: how are your grades this semester? me: mother what's important is that we have our health