christina

[christina @Christinalove_x]

Me to my collective personalities : “I’m the fattest I’ve ever been”
Them :

[Donna McCoy @Donna_McCoy]

Can't. I'm on eternity leave.

[christina @Christinalove_x]

The HADS depression scale should be replaced with the dip to chip ratio scale cause my ratio is 80/20 and I’m pretty fucking depressed.

[lauren 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @iwaizumichi]

imagine being the earth ambassador for the galactic federation and every week ur boss is like “is earth ready yet” and ur just like

[christina @Christinalove_x]

I feel like 2020 could end on a high if they would only announce a desperate housewives reboot.

[christina @Christinalove_x]

@shedd_aquarium @kimberleylove90 something you have to see

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

right enough's enough - where the fuck is paolo nutini?

[christina @Christinalove_x]

Me on my CV
“highly motivated reliable worker”
Me @ 10:22 in my current job

[Josh Pugh @JoshPughComic]

Baby Driver but he only listens to self help podcasts.

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

Me watchin dating programmes

[christina @Christinalove_x]

@aymieann We've already had heroin chic and Kim K, eventually it will be Christina's soft stomach

[christina @Christinalove_x]

Got a girl to give me cornrows in work today. Checked myself in the mirror to see if I was channeling Beyoncé or Rihanna. I literally look like post malone.

[christina @Christinalove_x]

BYOB + Bring a bottle that sums up who you are as a person.

[Aisling Bea @WeeMissBea]

This Mother's Day, I'm treating mine to some nostalgia with some ungratefulness, followed by passive aggression & a "can u pick me up?" text

[christina @Christinalove_x]

'On a scale from 1-10 how much do you love me?'
Me-3.25 #happymothersday

[christina @Christinalove_x]

When ep3 is too relatable #ChewingGum @MichaelaCoel

[christina @Christinalove_x]

@csstxo hahaa you made me smile, nice to see the grandkids doing well 😂

[christina @Christinalove_x]

@csstxo and I'm still afraid in the car with you