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When sharing a bed, cats need the three-quarters nearest the wall.

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Bertrand Russell~ It is preoccupation with possessions more than anything else that prevents us from living freely and nobly.

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You own a dog, but .... you can only feed a cat.

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Oscar Wilde~ Perhaps after all America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.

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What do you find in a zombie's veins? Dead blood corpuscles.

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How do Religious Education teachers mark exams? With spirit levels.

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Definition: Politics Poli (Poly): Many. . . . Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures

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It is not only for what we do that we are held responsible, but also for what we do not do. -John Baptiste Moliére

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Hippocrates~ Idleness and lack of occupation tend - nay are dragged - towards evil.

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Leo Burnett~ When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one but you wont come up with a handful of mud either.

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Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement. -Charles F. Kettering

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What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.

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Every one speaks of the feast as he finds it. - Portuguese Proverb

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Aesop~ There is always someone worse off than yourself.

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Odetta~ No one can dub you with dignity. Thats yours to claim.

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Ambrose Gwinett Bierce~ Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.

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That kind of life is most happy which affords us most opportunities of gaining our own esteem. -Samuel Johnson

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Knock Knock. Who's there! Camila! Camila who? Camila minute!

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Marcus Tullius Cicero~ I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

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You just may be a #catnut if: You apologize when you step on a fuzzy cat toy in the dark.