Christine Landis

Christ follower, wife to @CharlieLandis, momma to #MittyandtheJet

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@benrector This 2 year old would love for his mommy and daddy to hear Old Friends when they see you in Kansas City!

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@CharlieLandis and I gave our kids unusual names just so we wouldn’t have to buy them crappy souvenirs with their names etched on. #parentingwin #momlife

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Jet just woke up and is sitting in his crib saying “Na na na na na na na na Bat Jet!” #parentingwin #toddlerlife

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@CharlieLandis I married one heck of a man!

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Parenthood: finding a stash of your kids' Easter candy and hiding from them while you scarf it down #winning #parenthood #momlife

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There is silence in the other room & the kids have play-doh. I fully expect a crime scene when I get back to the kitchen #momlife #momofboys

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@CharlieLandis and I on #PrimeDay: Can you drive so I can watch lightning deals?? #marriedlife

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Thanks to @CharlieLandis for manning the extension ladder so I could put a newly-hatched bird back in its nest. #goals

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@CharlieLandis I'd pick you any day, my love!

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"Oooo! She's pretty!!!" -Mit, 3 yrs old watching @joannagaines on #fixerupper "You're pretty, too, Mom." #heartmelter #momlife #momofboys

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Slow down mom! You aren't on the highway! You're going too fast.

I was driving 30 mph.
#momlife #backseatdriver

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When my kids are bored in the car, sometimes they sing sweet songs and are just adorable. Other times, they scream like banshees. #momlife

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It's nearing the temp when I have to put on shoes to run trash outside. There's 30 seconds I'll never get back. #barefootmomma #momlife

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@CharlieLandis just took a picture of our @SeriousPieDT and counted to 3 for it. #saycheese #seriouslyamazingpizza #seriouspie

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Looks like @AlecBaldwin has a job for a while #SNL

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@KenFowler86 @twitter HAHAHAHA

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Trump: Could I just respond? Mod: Well, no. Trump: *proceeds to respond* #debatenight

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"No, no, no. I want orange juice. Make sense?" -Mit #toddlerlife #todderprobs #momofboys

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"Hey! Don't wink at me! I'm busy!" -Mit #toddlerlogic #momlife #momofboys

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@tombrokaw is "*obviously* someone who has seen a few of these debates" #slammed #debatenight #NBCdebate #ageism