My kid came home from school yesterday and told me his class is supposed to dress up as Elvis for morning assembly. I told him I think he means elves. He disagreed. I can’t wait to hear how his day went when ‘The King’ returns home.
So we decided not to bother buying Christmas gifts for our newborn because he doesn't even know he has hands yet and we have enough baby stuff as it is but I did go Christmas shopping for our dogs because they believe in Santa so basically that's where we are right now.
5-year-old asked if Santa can see her when she's naked. I said no of course not because obviously I want her to feel safe and secure, but now I'm getting the sense that she was looking for a loophole and will be nakedly breaking rules in the near future.