Christmas Champ

You know what happens when you're a champion? Endorsements. Right now I'm in commercials for the Target 2-Day Sale. I'm still waiting for my shoe deal.

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I've "decided" to take a bit of a break from Twitter in order to
"rest & reconnect." Ah, I'm no good at family-and-friend-mandated goodbyes!

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@JakeLX You're too sweet! –– I'm a size 4.

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@stblissout No one likes a braggart, Talaga. No one marries one either, apparently. #singlealltheway

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@maloreetb Never stop.

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@___ynohtnA___ I think she'll say yes!

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If you wish hard enough, @imprint_me, ANYTHING can be a diabetic version!

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@superscubasuzi You're going to end up with multi-colored glitter. And no one wants that, Suz. No one.

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@AmandaArends Oh, thank goodness. Amanda's approval has been won! Season's over, people, we got it!

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How are your Christmas preparations coming along?

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@MarqueeMarc I'm so touched that you like my she/it that I now feel the overwhelming urge to send you things. http://t.co/LTinI5oD

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This site has bailed me out of so many difficult situations, I can’t thank myself enough. http://t.co/Tq4BYzEO

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@the_moze Politely! A simple "Excuse me, you're getting between me and my destiny" should suffice.

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@Stellaaa I just give and give and give and you just take and take and take.

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The thing about Christmas is it’s in exactly two weeks. So if you need to use the restroom, go now. #keepwrapping

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Love thy neighbor more than thy other neighbors love that neighbor.

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Beauty is only skin deep. But presents should never exist in a pile less than 4 by 6 feet.

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@randydorney Downtime? I give myself a few days in early January to *FUNNY JOKE ETC* sorry guys, I'm exhausted...

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@charlidean Stay in school, 360ers. The allure of Black Friday seduced me away from my crafting diploma & it's one of my greatest regrets.

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What's your favorite flavor of glitter? They all taste like coughing to me.

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I like to pretend that every day is Christmas. Except for January 17th, because we all need a birthday now and then.